Sexual relation after separation

[Just Blue]

They make toys for that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummmm...yeah...I'm buying one for Mr. Blue.

 

[justalayman]

Ummmm, really? I notice all the guys deserted this thread. They don't know about toys?

sure we do. I have two; one a 30 year old named Connie and one a 40 year old named Jill.

Just don't tell my wife I have that kind of toys. So far when I tell her I am going out to play with my toys, she thinks I am out riding the motorcycle.

 

[Ohiogal]

sure we do. I have two; one a 30 year old named Connie and one a 40 year old named Jill.

Just don't tell my wife I have that kind of toys. So far when I tell her I am going out to play with my toys, she thinks I am out riding the motorcycle.

You named your blow up dolls? Awwwww... how sweet.

I would think however that after 40 years you have gotten your moneys worth and should think of replacing them with newer models. Aren't the seams beginning to break down? *smooch*

 

[Just Blue]

Okay...WE are ALL aware that sooner or later WE will be reported and M will be p*ssed at the direction of this thread???

 

[justalayman]

You named your blow up dolls? Awwwww... how sweet.

I would think however that after 40 years you have gotten your moneys worth and should think of replacing them with newer models. Aren't the seams beginning to break down? *smooch*

Very quick wit tonight O, very quick.

 

[Ohiogal]

Okay...WE are ALL aware that sooner or later WE will be reported and M will be p*ssed at the direction of this thread???

Really? Seriously? Why? The OP started it. I responded with GOOD advice. As did you. As did most of us. Its the OPs fault. He was the one upset about not being able to be satisfied. Pointing out that the has options -- that is what we are here for. The fact that he didn't seem aware of masturbation or toys (and yes latex mouths exist as do blow up dolls -- some do name them I am told) as do other toys -- why is that wrong?

 

[Ohiogal]

Very quick wit tonight O, very quick.

I love ya J. I do love ya. time for bed. Night all.

 

[Just Blue]

I love ya J. I do love ya. time for bed. Night all.

Oh. Dear. God.

 

[justalayman]

Oh. Dear. God.

she means by herself. While I won't deny my, um, proud stature, since O lives in Ohio and I in Michigan, unless there is something superhuman about me, ain't nothing happening between me and O'gal.

 

[Just Blue]

she means by herself. While I won't deny my, um, proud stature, since O lives in Ohio and I in Michigan, unless there is something superhuman about me, ain't nothing happening between me and O'gal.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

That isn't what I meant.

 

[Proserpina]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

That isn't what I meant.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[Just Blue]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

It WASN'T!!

 

[Ohiogal]

she means by herself. While I won't deny my, um, proud stature, since O lives in Ohio and I in Michigan, unless there is something superhuman about me, ain't nothing happening between me and O'gal.

Now that would be interesting if you were superhuman> HOWEVER, you are married and this gal does NOT go for married men. Sort of a rule I live by -- I may get my freak on and may talk quite a bit but talking is all I will do with married men -- consider it safe oral.

 

[Ohiogal]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

That isn't what I meant.

What pray tell did you mean Blue? I am innocent here.

 

[justalayman]

Now that would be interesting if you were superhuman> HOWEVER, you are married and this gal does NOT go for married men. Sort of a rule I live by -- I may get my freak on and may talk quite a bit but talking is all I will do with married men -- consider it safe oral.

I'm with you on that. I would never step out on my wife. Anything said is in humor.