ADOPT MY CHILD

[Cozmo]

Ohio...
I have been married for almost 12 years. My son is almost 13. I am not his biological father, but we would like to complete an adoption. What forms do I need to submit to the court. I would prefer to do this without an attourney. The bio-father has never had anything to do with him. Thanks for info!

 

[HumorMe!]

I never recommend doing an adoption with out an attorney. Wouldn't it just be AWFUL if you thought it was all settled and then all Heck broke loose? No, you need an attorney. If it is an uncontested adoption, it will run you around $1500.

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Hillary Clinton visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"