Top 10 reasons to ask for a continuance:
10. You will miss a special Martha Stewart show.
9. You have a hemmoroid acting up.
8. You want to attend a Terrorist-R-Us meeting.
7. Someone stole your pantie collection and you have nothing to wear.
6. Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
5. Your having an affair with the judge's wife.
4. You have a big drug deal going down that day.
3. Your girlfriend called and she feels like making babies.
2. You ate a big bowl of chili the night before and your feeling a little gassy.
And the #1 reason to ask for a continuance:
That's the day you plan on blowing up the court house.
I know, I know, not as good as IAAL's but not bad for a rookie.
