... And before you know it, you'll be prison bound.
With DUIs, Credence Clearwater's "you'll be prison bound" might be optimistic. How about Green Day's "DUI:"
"... Careful when I'm taking this next corner
Don't want anybody wasting beer
Pass another lime and Corona
Too drunk to use my clutch when shifting gear ...
... Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's do prodies in the cul de sac
Let's get drunk and go out driving
We're going and we're never coming back ..."
I have seen far too many roadside memorials, the response to deaths due to drunk driving.