Kelly

[PQN]

For those of us that are newer to the board, who is Kelly????

 

[stealth2]

... a troll ...

 

[cyjeff]

The death troll....

"So, I was driving through south Georgia and was so drunk I couldn't see straight. I missed a turn and woke up in the hospital... I had gone through a fence and ended up in a chicken coop.

Chicken guts and feathers everywhere, apparently.

Well, a few days later, I went to the jailhouse doctor because I hadn't been able to poop since the accident. The doc looks around down there and comes up with an egg.

After extraction, the egg hatched into a beautiful baby chick. I have named him Herman.

Now, my question is that since I gave birth to Herman, do I have to notify his biological parents that I am planning to adopt?"

that is kinda Kellie's speed....

 

[>Charlotte<]

She's a troll who defines irony. She routinely inspires a rash of posts that declare she should be ignored. Essentially, whenever she wants attention she can count on FA.

Also, anyone who is overly-dramatic and doesn't know how to spell, capitalize, or punctuate (aka 90% of the Internet population) is Kelly.

I'm sure she routinely comes here to laugh at all the posts that say "This is Kelly!" Or it's possible she hasn't actually been here in years.

 

[>Charlotte<]

do I have to notify his biological parents that I am planning to adopt?

Size 2 biological parents.

 

[cyjeff]

Size 2 biological parents.

Okay, that got me...

 

[xxnatalixx]

I often wonder if my brother came and posted his story here if everyone would think it was Kelly. I'm not sure there has EVER been a case quite like his and his lack of emotion and remorse would make you think it was all just made up.

 

[xxnatalixx]

The death troll....

"So, I was driving through south Georgia and was so drunk I couldn't see straight. I missed a turn and woke up in the hospital... I had gone through a fence and ended up in a chicken coop.

Chicken guts and feathers everywhere, apparently.

Well, a few days later, I went to the jailhouse doctor because I hadn't been able to poop since the accident. The doc looks around down there and comes up with an egg.

After extraction, the egg hatched into a beautiful baby chick. I have named him Herman.

Now, my question is that since I gave birth to Herman, do I have to notify his biological parents that I am planning to adopt?"

that is kinda Kellie's speed....

I almost fell off my chair laughing at this....too funny!

 

[Proserpina]

Size 2 biological parents.

Bahahahaha!

Most excellent.

 

[Rushia]

The death troll....

"So, I was driving through south Georgia and was so drunk I couldn't see straight. I missed a turn and woke up in the hospital... I had gone through a fence and ended up in a chicken coop.

Chicken guts and feathers everywhere, apparently.

Well, a few days later, I went to the jailhouse doctor because I hadn't been able to poop since the accident. The doc looks around down there and comes up with an egg.

After extraction, the egg hatched into a beautiful baby chick. I have named him Herman.

Now, my question is that since I gave birth to Herman, do I have to notify his biological parents that I am planning to adopt?"

that is kinda Kellie's speed....

Should have signed a surrogacy contract**************

 

[mommyofmany27]

I've been wondering if Kelly has multiple user names on here at once. Perhaps she's an OP and then responds to her own posts under a different name just to get everyone going even though the stories are a bit similar. Wouldn't be shocking and certainly wouldn't take half a brain to create multiple names at once. Or maybe this has already been addressed and I need to play catch up.

 

[divona2000]

I've been wondering if Kelly has multiple user names on here at once. Perhaps she's an OP and then responds to her own posts under a different name just to get everyone going even though the stories are a bit similar. Wouldn't be shocking and certainly wouldn't take half a brain to create multiple names at once. Or maybe this has already been addressed and I need to play catch up.

This has happened before, but it wasn't Kelly...

 

[TNBSMommy]

Probably shouldn't do this... however, I'm kind of bored, so I'm going to,


Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, I haven't thought about her in SO long!!! HAHA! Since I'm bored, and the other half is watching football... I did some digging, and found the original kelly threads... or at least a couple of the names she posted under.

THIS is Kelly... https://forum.freeadvice.com/child-...-over-custody-dont-understand-why-214386.html

this is kelly https://forum.freeadvice.com/child-custody-visitation-37/dad-wants-move-california-257518.html

https://forum.freeadvice.com/child-...-because-they-werent-notifed-move-281255.html

Kelly's style is very easy to spot, I haven't seen an actual kelly post here in quite some time, however, her memory and legacy still lives on.... lol... her handle titansfan was deleted, so you can't actually see everything she posted under that name, but the lonelyand sad one is still active, so you can search the past posts and see just what those of us who were around back then, remember. She also went by "bradybunchmom" for a while, but that account is also deleted.

Happy Reading, for those of you who were interested in who "kelly" was!

 

[TNBSMommy]

https://forum.freeadvice.com/child-custody-visitation-37/teen-dad-wants-custody-293913.html


This was her too... I haven't bothered to find her OTHER name of westcoastdaddy, but the thread I posted, has some fun "kelly" timelines/facts and links(she amused everyone for a while)

https://forum.freeadvice.com/child-...t-custody-if-something-happens-me-218347.html
This one was a shortlived personality... but the style is the same, and so is the crud she posted on other threads.

Ok I'll stop now! B/c the more I read(I've totally forgotten so much of it) the more names are popping up, haha, and I'm not quite that bored anymore!

 

[Antigone*]

You have said the K-word three times in a row.