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Zephyr

Senior Member
What is the name of your state? giggledom

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out 11. It takes 1st prize and 5 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3.. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support them
 


mommyof4

Senior Member
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

This is, by far, the best. The thing that makes it absolutely hysterical? Is that she is 100% biologically correct when she says she is waiting for the Church to recognize that the conception was [caused by] 'ejaculate'.

What does the fact that she is from Virginia have to do with whether or not the conception was a result of ejaculate?:p:p:p

Still howling......
 

jaxpink

Member
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise




HAHAHAHAHA----i love this
 

Zephyr

Senior Member
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise




HAHAHAHAHA----i love this


that one made me laugh out loud


I also really like this one

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom ..
 

Gracie3787

Senior Member
I love it! Thank you, I'm printing this out for my sister to read when she gets here later. I know she'll laugh about it too.
 

mommyof4

Senior Member
If forced to pick a favorite, I'd have to go with #3.

Wants his phone number, indeed...:D


Well, he did make her faint.

Maybe once they track him down, they will find out that he is the guy from #8, the one who nabbed the AC/DC cds. They can kill two birds with one stone.:D
 

Just Blue

Senior Member
Well, he did make her faint.

Maybe once they track him down, they will find out that he is the guy from #8, the one who nabbed the AC/DC cds. They can kill two birds with one stone.:D

It would have been my favorite...but I was jealous...No one has made me actually faint yet...sigh...WAIT! ...no...never mind...I was thinking of the time I fell asleep...:(
 

MrsK

Senior Member
Those were AWESOME. I laughed so hard, I am def. sending that to a few ppl.

At the same time, those answers being real is DISGUSTING & make me sad about the state of people in this country.
 

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