Spouse Is Compulsive Gambler

[BrokeHubby]

I live in Oklahoma and my wife is a compulsive gambler, and spends thousands (over last few years) at the Indian Casinos; what used to be spent on Bingo games is now being spent daily and nightly on the slot machines. Can I legally get a court order to bar her from the casinos? There are 4 different casinos in this town. Please Help Fast!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I live in Oklahoma and my wife is a compulsive gambler, and spends thousands (over last few years) at the Indian Casinos; what used to be spent on Bingo games is now being spent daily and nightly on the slot machines. Can I legally get a court order to bar her from the casinos? There are 4 different casinos in this town. Please Help Fast!

My response:

You buy two tickets to the French Riviera, and tell her that the two of you are gambling in Europe next month !

Make sure yours is a round trip ticket, and hers is only one way. Take her to the Casino, and tell her you're going to go to the bar to get a couple of drinks for the two of you.

But, you boogie back to the airport, AND LEAVE HER THERE !

Problem solved.

IAAL

 

[Grandma B]

With a twist this time!