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Fulton County Daily Report, April 25, 2002
Gail Diane Cox
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Call it "gavelitis." Something comes over a tiny percentage of those who sit in judgment of the rest of us, and weird things start happening-things involving firecrackers and wild turkeys and lingerie catalogs. Some judges suddenly think they have a license to do anything, including one judge in Arkansas who decided he had a license to issue licenses, and another in Georgia who ran a mortgage company from his courtoom on the county clock.
Welcome to the fifth annual survey of, for lack of a better phrase, the stench from the bench. Here are 10 judges and ex-judges, in no particular order, who won't be presiding this May 1, Law Day, and whose absence is cause for celebration. Some are on suspension, others have been ousted and a growing number have resigned while under investigation by state conduct bodies.
These aren't garden-variety ticket fixers or sad-sack drunks. You won't find the poor guy who was caught by a hidden camera at Wal-Mart, swigging stolen pills at a drinking fountain. This is truly amazing misconduct, hard to explain, except to say it's downright injudicious.
Moonlighting During the Day
It's tempting to say David F. Crenshaw was moonlighting, but he ran his mortgage company out of his Twiggs County, courtroom on Main Street in Jeffersonville for 18 months in broad daylight. A county commissioner got suspicious when a customer asked for help filing out a loan application at 9 a.m.
The county had had other run-ins with the probate judge, who retaliated for what he considered a stingy budget by impounding fees, fines and forfeitures due the county. He complained the commissioners had a witch hunt on for him.
The voters loved him, electing him to seven four-year terms.
And the commissioners let him hire an extra employee in 1998 when he said he needed more help. What they didn't know was that she mostly worked for The Mortgage Team of Georgia Inc., which had the same address as the court. "I filed some tickets one time," she said, describing her official work. "That took maybe 15 minutes. I worked on two elections. Maybe five or six hours."
At a Judicial Qualifications Commission hearing, Crenshaw and his wife took the Fifth Amendment some 80 times. Before the panel could act, a special prosecutor charged him with theft and in a plea bargain he agreed to resign, never run for judge again and pay restitution.
Then I Rescued Lois Lane ...
Judges under scrutiny usually clean up their act when a watchdog commission summons them. But Patrick Couwenberg of Los Angeles County Superior Court did just the opposite. The more investigators questioned him, the wilder and woollier his tales became.
First the question was whether he inflated his education and past employment on his application for a judgeship. He claimed a degree in physics from the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. His real alma mater: a junior college. He falsely said he had a master's degree. He fudged dates so no one would guess he had to take the state Bar exam six times to pass. He said he'd worked for Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher-the Los Angeles firm had no record of it.
At his enrobing ceremony, he conned a judge into introducing him as a Renaissance man who'd earned a Purple Heart in the Army in Vietnam. The reality was he stayed home with the Naval Reserves.
OK, he finally told investigators, maybe he had made mistakes and his jokes misled people. But he really had been recruited by a shadowy fellow named Jack who he assumed was with the CIA, and The Company attached him to a Laotian general for clandestine operations alongside Scandinavian mercenaries in Southeast Asia.
California's Commission on Judicial Performance observed "a lack of honesty is an ongoing problem." His attorney maintained his prevaricating was a treatable mental quirk caused by his being born in a refugee camp in Japanese-occupied Java. By that time the commission had stopped listening. It removed him from office last August.
Ready to Take You On
While visiting a Cash-Mart, which makes loans against future paychecks, Judge Barbara Brown of the Bernalillo County, N.M., Metropolitan Court reportedly told an employee, "Do you know who I am? I'm a judge."
Using the prestige of her office to try to advance her financial interests was just one of seven allegations the state Judicial Standards Commission presented to the State Supreme Court last fall. The court ordered Brown suspended indefinitely as of Nov. 29-first with a paycheck, then without.
Another allegation is that she used the prestige of her office to aid the private interests of her housemate, Richard "Dickie" Hone.
Brown sat as a criminal court judge for a decade, but her office's prestige has been a dwindling commodity since last year when her name started appearing in newspapers linked with Hone's in one incident after another.
Cash-Mart refused her the loan, according to police, who say she and Hone responded by throwing rocks at the employee. The conduct commission concluded, "While in a public place, [Brown] engaged in violent, abusive conduct, which created a clear and present danger to others."
Brown said Cash-Mart was ripping her off, she never threw a rock, the police are out to smear her, and she is eager for her day in court. That day, however, was delayed recently when new charges were filed against her over allegedly threatening calls to a probation officer who had been assigned to her courtroom and who apparently doesn't get along with Hone. A fax she sent to the probation officer is said to have warned him that her friend is a former professional kickboxer and "Mr. Hone says anywhere-anytime."
The judge explained to reporters that Hone just has an "intense, Manhattan style" that plays poorly in New Mexico.
Playing Many Parts
Steven Ray Karto was the only judge in Harrison County, Ohio. Maybe that's why his Common Pleas courtroom started looking like his own little world. The climax came when he initiated and presided over a contempt hearing, came off the bench to play prosecutor, then whipped off his robes to testify as a witness.
That's how he became a defendant.
At his disciplinary hearing, State Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer was incredulous. "You're saying a judge can testify in a case and then decide that case? Wow." Noting dryly that a judge's impartiality is called into doubt when he also makes the closing argument in a case, the court suspended Karto for six months on Jan. 16.
The state Office of the Judicial Counsel brought other charges, most involving the use of contempt powers and all coming under the heading of what the disciplinary office called "using the tools of his court for his own purposes."
Karto held one defendant in contempt but refused to pass sentence, blocking an appeal. Another person held in contempt couldn't appeal because the judge never filed a complaint, assigned a case number or kept a written record. When the judge tangled with a county official, he told the man's wife, also a county employee, that he wouldn't pursue a contempt case against her if she quit.
Then there was a bizarre juvenile detention hearing. Two boys said they had counsel but the judge went ahead without the attorney present and made the boys question a witness themselves.
Karto said he regretted any mistakes and never intended to intimidate anyone.
Zero Tolerance
His nickname is "The Hammerin' Man," and A. Eugene Hammermaster, a municipal judge in Pierce County, Wash., had enough friends that he got a second chance after being disciplined in 1999 for trampling on the rights of poor or unrepresented defendants.
In April 2000, Hammermaster completed a six-month suspension. He agreed to stop threatening to impose life sentences for unpaid fines and not to hold any more trials in absentia, even though he was unrepentant. He said everyone knew it was a joke when he told defendants they'd spend their lives in "The Crowbar Hotel" over minor fines. It benefited defendants to hold their trials in their absence, he said.
The Sumner city council reappointed him. Cynics suggested it was because his stiff fines brought in a lot of money-and the guilty pleasure some derived from seeing a judge who appeared to be channeling Archie Bunker that Hammermaster didn't disappoint.
Accounts stacked up of his ordering Hispanics to learn English, unwed couples to marry and those driving with suspended licenses to sell their cars. Undesirables were banished from town. One transcript shows him humiliating an unemployed mental patient.
The state Commission on Judicial Conduct came calling again.
Last December, the Hammerin' Man, 67, cut a deal. He agreed to step down and to promise never so much as to sit as a temporary judge, in return for the commission's dropping its investigation.
Gail Diane Cox
gaildcox@earthlink.net
Call it "gavelitis." Something comes over a tiny percentage of those who sit in judgment of the rest of us, and weird things start happening-things involving firecrackers and wild turkeys and lingerie catalogs. Some judges suddenly think they have a license to do anything, including one judge in Arkansas who decided he had a license to issue licenses, and another in Georgia who ran a mortgage company from his courtoom on the county clock.
Welcome to the fifth annual survey of, for lack of a better phrase, the stench from the bench. Here are 10 judges and ex-judges, in no particular order, who won't be presiding this May 1, Law Day, and whose absence is cause for celebration. Some are on suspension, others have been ousted and a growing number have resigned while under investigation by state conduct bodies.
These aren't garden-variety ticket fixers or sad-sack drunks. You won't find the poor guy who was caught by a hidden camera at Wal-Mart, swigging stolen pills at a drinking fountain. This is truly amazing misconduct, hard to explain, except to say it's downright injudicious.
Moonlighting During the Day
It's tempting to say David F. Crenshaw was moonlighting, but he ran his mortgage company out of his Twiggs County, courtroom on Main Street in Jeffersonville for 18 months in broad daylight. A county commissioner got suspicious when a customer asked for help filing out a loan application at 9 a.m.
The county had had other run-ins with the probate judge, who retaliated for what he considered a stingy budget by impounding fees, fines and forfeitures due the county. He complained the commissioners had a witch hunt on for him.
The voters loved him, electing him to seven four-year terms.
And the commissioners let him hire an extra employee in 1998 when he said he needed more help. What they didn't know was that she mostly worked for The Mortgage Team of Georgia Inc., which had the same address as the court. "I filed some tickets one time," she said, describing her official work. "That took maybe 15 minutes. I worked on two elections. Maybe five or six hours."
At a Judicial Qualifications Commission hearing, Crenshaw and his wife took the Fifth Amendment some 80 times. Before the panel could act, a special prosecutor charged him with theft and in a plea bargain he agreed to resign, never run for judge again and pay restitution.
Then I Rescued Lois Lane ...
Judges under scrutiny usually clean up their act when a watchdog commission summons them. But Patrick Couwenberg of Los Angeles County Superior Court did just the opposite. The more investigators questioned him, the wilder and woollier his tales became.
First the question was whether he inflated his education and past employment on his application for a judgeship. He claimed a degree in physics from the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. His real alma mater: a junior college. He falsely said he had a master's degree. He fudged dates so no one would guess he had to take the state Bar exam six times to pass. He said he'd worked for Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher-the Los Angeles firm had no record of it.
At his enrobing ceremony, he conned a judge into introducing him as a Renaissance man who'd earned a Purple Heart in the Army in Vietnam. The reality was he stayed home with the Naval Reserves.
OK, he finally told investigators, maybe he had made mistakes and his jokes misled people. But he really had been recruited by a shadowy fellow named Jack who he assumed was with the CIA, and The Company attached him to a Laotian general for clandestine operations alongside Scandinavian mercenaries in Southeast Asia.
California's Commission on Judicial Performance observed "a lack of honesty is an ongoing problem." His attorney maintained his prevaricating was a treatable mental quirk caused by his being born in a refugee camp in Japanese-occupied Java. By that time the commission had stopped listening. It removed him from office last August.
Ready to Take You On
While visiting a Cash-Mart, which makes loans against future paychecks, Judge Barbara Brown of the Bernalillo County, N.M., Metropolitan Court reportedly told an employee, "Do you know who I am? I'm a judge."
Using the prestige of her office to try to advance her financial interests was just one of seven allegations the state Judicial Standards Commission presented to the State Supreme Court last fall. The court ordered Brown suspended indefinitely as of Nov. 29-first with a paycheck, then without.
Another allegation is that she used the prestige of her office to aid the private interests of her housemate, Richard "Dickie" Hone.
Brown sat as a criminal court judge for a decade, but her office's prestige has been a dwindling commodity since last year when her name started appearing in newspapers linked with Hone's in one incident after another.
Cash-Mart refused her the loan, according to police, who say she and Hone responded by throwing rocks at the employee. The conduct commission concluded, "While in a public place, [Brown] engaged in violent, abusive conduct, which created a clear and present danger to others."
Brown said Cash-Mart was ripping her off, she never threw a rock, the police are out to smear her, and she is eager for her day in court. That day, however, was delayed recently when new charges were filed against her over allegedly threatening calls to a probation officer who had been assigned to her courtroom and who apparently doesn't get along with Hone. A fax she sent to the probation officer is said to have warned him that her friend is a former professional kickboxer and "Mr. Hone says anywhere-anytime."
The judge explained to reporters that Hone just has an "intense, Manhattan style" that plays poorly in New Mexico.
Playing Many Parts
Steven Ray Karto was the only judge in Harrison County, Ohio. Maybe that's why his Common Pleas courtroom started looking like his own little world. The climax came when he initiated and presided over a contempt hearing, came off the bench to play prosecutor, then whipped off his robes to testify as a witness.
That's how he became a defendant.
At his disciplinary hearing, State Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas J. Moyer was incredulous. "You're saying a judge can testify in a case and then decide that case? Wow." Noting dryly that a judge's impartiality is called into doubt when he also makes the closing argument in a case, the court suspended Karto for six months on Jan. 16.
The state Office of the Judicial Counsel brought other charges, most involving the use of contempt powers and all coming under the heading of what the disciplinary office called "using the tools of his court for his own purposes."
Karto held one defendant in contempt but refused to pass sentence, blocking an appeal. Another person held in contempt couldn't appeal because the judge never filed a complaint, assigned a case number or kept a written record. When the judge tangled with a county official, he told the man's wife, also a county employee, that he wouldn't pursue a contempt case against her if she quit.
Then there was a bizarre juvenile detention hearing. Two boys said they had counsel but the judge went ahead without the attorney present and made the boys question a witness themselves.
Karto said he regretted any mistakes and never intended to intimidate anyone.
Zero Tolerance
His nickname is "The Hammerin' Man," and A. Eugene Hammermaster, a municipal judge in Pierce County, Wash., had enough friends that he got a second chance after being disciplined in 1999 for trampling on the rights of poor or unrepresented defendants.
In April 2000, Hammermaster completed a six-month suspension. He agreed to stop threatening to impose life sentences for unpaid fines and not to hold any more trials in absentia, even though he was unrepentant. He said everyone knew it was a joke when he told defendants they'd spend their lives in "The Crowbar Hotel" over minor fines. It benefited defendants to hold their trials in their absence, he said.
The Sumner city council reappointed him. Cynics suggested it was because his stiff fines brought in a lot of money-and the guilty pleasure some derived from seeing a judge who appeared to be channeling Archie Bunker that Hammermaster didn't disappoint.
Accounts stacked up of his ordering Hispanics to learn English, unwed couples to marry and those driving with suspended licenses to sell their cars. Undesirables were banished from town. One transcript shows him humiliating an unemployed mental patient.
The state Commission on Judicial Conduct came calling again.
Last December, the Hammerin' Man, 67, cut a deal. He agreed to step down and to promise never so much as to sit as a temporary judge, in return for the commission's dropping its investigation.