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What is the name of your state? Garden of Eden

In the beginning...when God created Adam from dust...
Adam got lonely and asked God for some free advice...

Father he asked...what would it cost for a Woman who would be loyal, loving, playful, hard working, dedicated and desirous for a lifetime?

And God spoke to Adam...my son he said....that would cost an arm and a leg!

Adam paused for a moment and whispered to God...what do I get for a rib?


And ALL the rest is history my friends!

They don't call it free advice for nothing!
 


Bali Hai

Senior Member
What is the name of your state? Garden of Eden

In the beginning...when God created Adam from dust...
Adam got lonely and asked God for some free advice...

Father he asked...what would it cost for a Woman who would be loyal, loving, playful, hard working, dedicated and desirous for a lifetime?

And God spoke to Adam...my son he said....that would cost an arm and a leg!

Adam paused for a moment and whispered to God...what do I get for a rib?


And ALL the rest is history my friends!

They don't call it free advice for nothing!

Well if Adam had gave an arm and a leg, we would have to rename him "Bob" because she would have taken the other arm and leg and thrown him into the lake!!!
 

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