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Whyte Noise

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It was an off-topic thread, addressed to IAAL.

We were talking about Pam Anderson there at the end.

Dangit, I leave to go shopping for school clothes for the kids, come back, and I can't even post to my own thread!
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

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MissouriGal
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Iaal - Ot

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Before I leave this lovely state, I thought I'd give you a present to tickle your funny bone.

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

Although, make sure you go to this page, and look at the last 3 pics... and the place they were taken.

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/non-mo.htm
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#3 Today, 08:54 AM
I AM ALWAYS LIABLE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissouriGal
Before I leave this lovely state, I thought I'd give you a present to tickle your funny bone.

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

Although, make sure you go to this page, and look at the last 3 pics... and the place they were taken.

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/non-mo.htm



My response:

Lovely. This confirms what I've always said on the forums.

Oh, and one other important note - - you'll notice that NONE of those pictures were taken in California. Rather, they were all taken in the States that I've mentioned in the past - - Texas, Alabama, Tennessee, etc. Only the Southern States.

Thanks for the laughs. Now I have something to throw at those trailer trash idiots who defend those States!

IAAL


#4 Today, 08:56 AM
MissouriGal
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Dear heart...

The second link actually has 3 pictures of a "nautical" trailer, taken in San Diego, California.
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#5 Today, 09:01 AM
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Oh, and this one too:

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/non-mo3.htm

Last picture on the page.

Most folks put their add-a-room on the side of the trailer, but in California they make it a 2 story trailer.

There are also pictures on that site from Maine, Indiana, Illinois, Colorado, New Mexico, and Alaska. LOL
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#6 Today, 09:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissouriGal
Dear heart...

The second link actually has 3 pictures of a "nautical" trailer, taken in San Diego, California.


My response:

First, they're on the water and mobile. They just happened to be photographed here as a curiosity. Second, I firmly believe they are just passing through California waters, and on their way to Mexico - - for permanent mooring.

IAAL



#7 Today, 09:05 AM
BelizeBreeze
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE
My response:

First, they're on the water and mobile. They just happened to be photographed here as a curiosity. Second, I firmly believe they are just passing through California waters, and on their way to Mexico - - for permanent mooring.

IAAL

Ahhhhh, big guy, what about Sunnyvale just north of San Jose? There is even one just north of San Ramon about 5 miles north on 101 from Bellview/Tiburon and a few on the 'other' side of 101 in Pleasanton
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#8 Today, 09:07 AM
rmet4nzkx
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissouriGal
Dear heart...

The second link actually has 3 pictures of a "nautical" trailer, taken in San Diego, California.


Notice, they were not allowed to land in San Diego!

Actually I understand they do have trailers in California, but usually behind high fences or walls, parks often have rules that don't allow trailers over a certain age so as to avoid, " Visual Blight". They are used on prison grounds, again behind high fences and razor wire, to house sex offenders that the public refuse to have in the community.

The straw bale skirts were an innovative touch! However straw bale homes are an environmentally friendly housing option but usually covered with adobe or stucco and not exposed straw!




#9 Today, 09:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BelizeBreeze
Ahhhhh, big guy, what about Sunnyvale just north of San Jose? There is even one just north of San Ramon about 5 miles north on 101 from Bellview/Tiburon and a few on the 'other' side of 101 in Pleasanton



My response:

I've been up and down this State, from top to bottom. I have never seen what you've mentioned, both the coast route, and the inland route. Therefore, those "things" do not exist.

Of course, I also drive in excess of 100 miles per hour with my eyes closed.

IAAL


#10 Today, 09:14 AM
BelizeBreeze
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

My response:

I've been up and down this State, from top to bottom. I have never seen what you've mentioned, both the coast route, and the inland route. Therefore, those "things" do not exist.

Of course, I also drive in excess of 100 miles per hour with my eyes closed.

IAAL


now THAT's what I like about the boy....the ONLY safe driver in Cali-fun-ya.
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#11 Today, 09:19 AM
nextwife
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IAAL, I drove through the Mohave desert from San Diego up to the Kern River, and we honest to gosh DID see trailers out there on lots.

Maybe east of the mountains doesn't count?
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#12 Today, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nextwife
IAAL, I drove through the Mohave desert from San Diego up to the Kern River, and we honest to gosh DID see trailers out there on lots.

Maybe east of the mountains doesn't count?


My response:

Mirages play funny and hilarious tricks. Obviously, this is what was happening to you, and your mind's eye was merely bringing up memories from when you lived in a "trailer" State. Some people "think" they see water, and others "think" they see trailers. Go figure.

IAAL



#13 Today, 09:26 AM
BelizeBreeze
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE
My response:

Mirages play funny and hilarious tricks. Obviously, this is what was happening to you, and your mind's eye was merely bringing up memories from when you lived in a "trailer" State. Some people "think" they see water, and others "think" they see trailers. Go figure.

IAAL


I "thought" I saw Pamela Anderson last night doing jumping jacks naked in my bedroom last night but alas, it was only a dream....

so I took a sleeping pill and suffered through the sequel
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#14 Today, 09:28 AM
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I saw her on the Today Show this morning.

No jumping jacks though.

Poor girl looks rough enough as it is, she doesn't need black eyes too.
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#15 Today, 09:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BelizeBreeze
I "thought" I saw Pamela Anderson last night doing jumping jacks naked in my bedroom last night but alas, it was only a dream....

so I took a sleeping pill and suffered through the sequel


My response:

She used to be a "trailer trash dweller" years ago. Remember, her full name is Pamela "Sue" Anderson. Only trailer trash name their children "Pamela Sue".

IAAL
 

Whyte Noise

Senior Member
TY IAAL.

Actually, her middle name is Denise, and she's Canadian. But, I guess they can have trailers up there as well. :D

Why in the world would any man want a woman who has so much plastic in her she'd melt if she got too close to the candles in the bedroom?

Seriously.
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

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MissouriGal said:
TY IAAL.

Actually, her middle name is Denise, and she's Canadian. But, I guess they can have trailers up there as well. :D


MY RESPONSE: Ooops! My mistake. I was thinking about Pamela Sue Martin. Oh well.



Why in the world would any man want a woman who has so much plastic in her she'd melt if she got too close to the candles in the bedroom?

MY RESPONSE: Me. Because it still looks good, and feels good - - and tastes good. Besides, didn't she "deflate" herself not too long ago?

IAAL
 

Whyte Noise

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I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
MissouriGal said:
TY IAAL.

Actually, her middle name is Denise, and she's Canadian. But, I guess they can have trailers up there as well. :D


MY RESPONSE: Ooops! My mistake. I was thinking about Pamela Sue Martin. Oh well.

Is the $100 deal still in effect? I know it wasn't a spelling error, but.... :D



I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
MissouriGal said:
Why in the world would any man want a woman who has so much plastic in her she'd melt if she got too close to the candles in the bedroom?

MY RESPONSE: Me. Because it still looks good, and feels good - - and tastes good. Besides, didn't she "deflate" herself not too long ago?

IAAL

Yeah, she deflated a bit.

Tastes good? You could lick a Barbie doll and get the same taste! LOL

Looks good? Of course it does! She paid lots of money to look that way.

Feels good? I dunno about that one. I mean, look at porn movies... (Not literally IAAL, sit back down for a second!) You can always tell who has the fake ones. Even when they're flat on their back, them puppies are perky as all get out. They don't move. They're these round globes perched on a chest. REAL ONES fall into your armpits when you lay on your back. Even the A's do. It's the law of gravity. How could something that defies the law of gravity and mounds up on a woman's chest when she's laying down feel good? OK, they have the squishy consistancy like real ones.... but at least with real ones ya don't have to worry about having a gusher in your bed if you bite too hard!

Why in the HELL am I talking about implants with an attorney?! LOL
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

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MissouriGal said:
Is the $100 deal still in effect? I know it wasn't a spelling error, but.... :D

MY RESPONSE: Sorry. That offer expired last year. I guess you didn't get the notice.



Why in the HELL am I talking about implants with an attorney?! LOL

MY RESPONSE: I don't know. But, if you want to, I'll talk about anything sexual. Hey, I'm not a monk! I'm an attorney. Let's talk about you . . .

IAAL
 

Shay-Pari'e

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MissouriGal said:
Is the $100 deal still in effect? I know it wasn't a spelling error, but.... :D





Yeah, she deflated a bit.

Tastes good? You could lick a Barbie doll and get the same taste! LOL

Looks good? Of course it does! She paid lots of money to look that way.

Feels good? I dunno about that one. I mean, look at porn movies... (Not literally IAAL, sit back down for a second!) You can always tell who has the fake ones. Even when they're flat on their back, them puppies are perky as all get out. They don't move. They're these round globes perched on a chest. REAL ONES fall into your armpits when you lay on your back. Even the A's do. It's the law of gravity. How could something that defies the law of gravity and mounds up on a woman's chest when she's laying down feel good? OK, they have the squishy consistancy like real ones.... but at least with real ones ya don't have to worry about having a gusher in your bed if you bite too hard!

Why in the HELL am I talking about implants with an attorney?! LOL

Ain't that the truth. No matter how perky the real ones are standing up.
 

BelizeBreeze

Senior Member
More than a handful is fun but more than a mouthful is just a waste :(

Besides, when you let her 'drive' it could be dangerous :D
 

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