Just Blue
Senior Member
Blue,
Are you saying that oreocheese, I mean pepperwhatever smells???![]()
Did I say that????...
Okay...I did.
But if it walks like a troll, acts like a troll...Then it DEFINITELY smells like a troll.

Blue,
Are you saying that oreocheese, I mean pepperwhatever smells???![]()
Did I say that????...
Okay...I did.
But if it walks like a troll, acts like a troll...Then it DEFINITELY smells like a troll.![]()
Yeah but what if it only looks like a troll but is really something else dressed up as a troll...you know, like that one episode of CSI with the Plushies and the Furries?
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We kill it anyway. Texas Style!! YeeeHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I'll start up the grill then...![]()
Make sure you use the GOOD BBQ sauce...None of that crap from the UK.![]()
Oh, I'll make sure there's "special" sauce....
(besides, you should know better - us Brits can't grill. We boil!. We boil that meat until it can be boiled no' mo', and until it no longer actually resembles anything which once had a face and legs....)
Thats right...And then you slather it in ketchup. And serve it with the eyes and tongue hanging out...gross...No wonder the Monarchy is so messed up. Vile food will drive one nuts!!!!
Aren't you glad you crossed the pond?![]()
Would you rather the eyes and tongue were tied into a neat little parcel, a la giblets? 'K, I can do that( I suppose they'd be stuffed down the neck, rather than up the bum though)
Tonight, Bistro Veuve will be serving steak & kidney pie, liver & onions, tongue tartar and sheep's head stew. BYOBB.
(bring your own barf bucket)
I'll make extra. Just in case![]()
Would you rather the eyes and tongue were tied into a neat little parcel, a la giblets? 'K, I can do that( I suppose they'd be stuffed down the neck, rather than up the bum though)
Tonight, Bistro Veuve will be serving steak & kidney pie, liver & onions, tongue tartar and sheep's head stew. BYOBB.
(bring your own barf bucket)
I'll make extra. Just in case![]()
Okay...In my family the giblets were boiled and then fed to the cats. Anything that could be classified as an internal organ or a face is not fit for human consumption. Period. End of story.
I will not be eating at the Bistro ...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There isn't a barf bucket large enough for such a "feast".
shudder...shudder
Oh, the joy of fried chicken livers! Giblet gravy on cornbread dressing with cranberry sauce! I could eat a box of KFC fried chicken livers right now....![]()
Gross...Gross...Gross...Gross...Gross...Gross...Gross...Grosssssssssssssss
Now...Give me some raw eel with wasabi (sp??)sauce and I am happy!!! Grilled Octopus or Calamari...ummmmm....Thems good eatin'!!
Gack!
The only things we were meant to eat raw are veggies and fruit.... and steak medium rare.![]()