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[Proserpina]

Oh, the joy of fried chicken livers! Giblet gravy on cornbread dressing with cranberry sauce! I could eat a box of KFC fried chicken livers right now....

Y'know there's a reason why we call it Unlucky Fried Kitten.....

 

[TheGeekess]

But you will eat liver. Do you know that the liver is the repository of all toxins that a mammal consumes? Eak! Just a filthy organ.

Oh, yes; that's why I won't take acetaminophen. Bad liver juju (and since I'm minus one gallbladder).... but I said chicken livers . Very rarely beef liver (when my mom would fix it-which she hasn't done in 25 years or so).

Now if you want to talk really nasty gacky food, there's always souse meat & chitlins.

 

[TheGeekess]

Y'all want fries with that?

Mashed taters. With gravy. And cole slaw. Throw me an extra biscuit on that plate, too, will you?

 

[Just Blue]

Mashed taters. With gravy. And cole slaw. Throw me an extra biscuit on that plate, too, will you?

You do realize that you are due for a heart attack...right????????

 

[Isis1]

Y'all want fries with that?

i thought you served chips??

 

[Proserpina]

i thought you served chips??

Only if they're dressed in a suit and wearing shoes.

*cha ching*!

 

[TheGeekess]

You do realize that you are due for a heart attack...right????????

Maybe. Gotta go someday....

Besides, we will all die of heart failure. It's why the heart fails that's different.

 

[Proserpina]

Maybe. Gotta go someday....

Besides, we will all die of heart failure. It's why the heart fails that's different.

You've hit on one of my biggest ever pet peeves actually......

Coroners/MEs (though it's less common with a ME) who put "cardiac arrest" and/or "heart failure" as the cause of death on the death certificate.

It makes me want to smack them upside the head with the nearest Merck Manual and force feed them copies of this little gem Untitled Document .

They are jolly lucky I'm a screaming lefty hippie pacifist....

 

[Just Blue]

Maybe. Gotta go someday....

Besides, we will all die of heart failure. It's why the heart fails that's different.

Okay. I guess they will put "Death by Sludge" as you COD.

 

[Proserpina]

Okay. I guess they will put "Death by Sludge" as you COD.

I bet that's really lovely with ice-cream.....

 

[Just Blue]

I bet that's really lovely with ice-cream.....

yeah...yummmyummm....

 

[Proserpina]

yeah...yummmyummm....

And for your gastronomic pleasure...allow me to introduce you to.....

Pit-viper ice-cream.

Weird Ice Cream Flavors! | ifood.tv

And please make careful note of the awe-inspiring concoction listed directly beneath the pit-viper variety.....

 

[Just Blue]

And for your gastronomic pleasure...allow me to introduce you to.....

Pit-viper ice-cream.

Weird Ice Cream Flavors! | ifood.tv

And please make careful note of the awe-inspiring concoction listed directly beneath the pit-viper variety.....

I am battling a wicked case of reflux...so I'll pass.

 

[Proserpina]

Peppermint tea. My gran used to swear by it.

(granted my Mother swore blind that Gran was adding creme de menthe but there was no proof of that).

Feel better though.

 

[Isis1]

And for your gastronomic pleasure...allow me to introduce you to.....

Pit-viper ice-cream.

Weird Ice Cream Flavors! | ifood.tv

And please make careful note of the awe-inspiring concoction listed directly beneath the pit-viper variety.....

i was craving apple pie and vanilla ice cream....but thanks to you, i will be skipping that extra 1000 calories tonight. bleh!!