What happens when a tenant tells a LL to use the deposit as the last months rent?

[Ohiogal]

I cannot be dated.

Is that because you are married and Mrs. JAL can kick serious booty?

I am ageless regardless of when what you know as my physical being came into existence. I am the Alpha, I am the Omega. I stood to see the world created. I shall see its destruction. I shall shepherd over the recreation of this world and countless others that shall never be realized by mere mortals.

You are just crazy.

I need to stop drinking so early.

HOW DARE YOU NOT SHARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dangit.

 

[South954]

Posting history matters on this OP. He has criticized seniors who disagree with his skewed view of the world. Might be worth a read to anyone before they dare speak to him and say something he doesn't like.

Sage advice.

 

[justalayman]

Either that, or you can make the acquaintance of "johndoh" over in Libel. You two can battle it out for most outrageous tale (or, at the very least, share the cost of a keg).

the best I can say to him is:


claim the water was really really cold

 

[quincy]

the best I can say to him is:


claim the water was really really cold

I think he already claimed that.