You Are Guilty
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Anyone with this much of an emotional attachment to a tree is just plain coconuts.
You Are Guilty said:Anyone with this much of an emotional attachment to a tree is just plain coconuts.
You've kind of gone out on a limb with that bark.HomeGuru said:**A: and you are not the apple of our eye today.
seniorjudge said:You've kind of gone out on a limb with that bark.
Frankly, my dear, you are making an ash of yourself.HomeGuru said:**A: I am simply trying to branch out and get away from my roots.
seniorjudge said:Frankly, my dear, you are making an ash of yourself.
He's still a deer.I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:My response:
Oh, Judgy . . .
Homey is a "guy".
IAAL
What a fruity question!rmet4nzkx said:If an apple tree falls in the center of a courtyard and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a noise?![]()
OK Judgy,seniorjudge said:What a fruity question!
seniorjudge said:He's still a deer.
MY RESPONSE: With antlers? Or, did you mean "dear".
BTW, have you checked out the Accidental Shoes thread?
It's got to be in the running for the stupidest post of the year.
MY RESPONSE: Yes, I read it. But, by itself, it didn't strike me as too terribly funny. Ridiculous, yes. Funny? Well . . . eh.
You see, it doesn't come into "fruition" until everyone started posting back. That's when it became funny. Unfortunately, my rules are that a post has to be "hilarious" on it's own, without further embellishments by subsequent posts; i.e., further posts that make the original post "funny". Besides, I have to compare it to what I've already collected in my archives and, believe me, I have many others that are much funnier!
So, the "Shoes" post doesn't quite "make the grade". Perhaps, it would have, if the writer had written it a little differently.
IAAL
I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:seniorjudge said:He's still a deer.
MY RESPONSE: With antlers? Or, did you mean "dear".
BTW, have you checked out the Accidental Shoes thread?
It's got to be in the running for the stupidest post of the year.
MY RESPONSE: Yes, I read it. But, by itself, it didn't strike me as too terribly funny. Ridiculous, yes. Funny? Well . . . eh.
You see, it doesn't come into "fruition" until everyone started posting back. That's when it became funny. Unfortunately, my rules are that a post has to be "hilarious" on it's own, without further embellishments by subsequent posts; i.e., further posts that make the original post "funny". Besides, I have to compare it to what I've already collected in my archives and, believe me, I have many others that are much funnier!
So, the "Shoes" post doesn't quite "make the grade". Perhaps, it would have, if the writer had written it a little differently.
IAAL
Dang, I didn't realize the rules were so strict!
rmet4nzkx said:If an apple tree falls in the center of a courtyard and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a noise?![]()
HomeGuru said:**A: no but it does make for some apple sauce.