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seniorjudge

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HomeGuru said:
**A: I am simply trying to branch out and get away from my roots.
Frankly, my dear, you are making an ash of yourself.
 
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seniorjudge

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I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
My response:

Oh, Judgy . . .

Homey is a "guy".

IAAL
He's still a deer.

BTW, have you checked out the Accidental Shoes thread?

It's got to be in the running for the stupidest post of the year.
 
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seniorjudge

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rmet4nzkx said:
If an apple tree falls in the center of a courtyard and no one is there to hear it fall, does it make a noise? :confused:
What a fruity question!
 

rmet4nzkx

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seniorjudge said:
What a fruity question!
OK Judgy,
If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
If a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Mexico, where would you bury the surviviors :confused:
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
seniorjudge said:
He's still a deer.

MY RESPONSE: With antlers? Or, did you mean "dear".



BTW, have you checked out the Accidental Shoes thread?
It's got to be in the running for the stupidest post of the year.

MY RESPONSE: Yes, I read it. But, by itself, it didn't strike me as too terribly funny. Ridiculous, yes. Funny? Well . . . eh.

You see, it doesn't come into "fruition" until everyone started posting back. That's when it became funny. Unfortunately, my rules are that a post has to be "hilarious" on it's own, without further embellishments by subsequent posts; i.e., further posts that make the original post "funny". Besides, I have to compare it to what I've already collected in my archives and, believe me, I have many others that are much funnier!

So, the "Shoes" post doesn't quite "make the grade". Perhaps, it would have, if the writer had written it a little differently.

IAAL
 
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seniorjudge

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Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
A: Did you flunk biology?

Q: If a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Mexico, where would you bury the surviviors?
A: Did you flunk dictionary?
 
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seniorjudge

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I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
seniorjudge said:
He's still a deer.

MY RESPONSE: With antlers? Or, did you mean "dear".



BTW, have you checked out the Accidental Shoes thread?
It's got to be in the running for the stupidest post of the year.

MY RESPONSE: Yes, I read it. But, by itself, it didn't strike me as too terribly funny. Ridiculous, yes. Funny? Well . . . eh.

You see, it doesn't come into "fruition" until everyone started posting back. That's when it became funny. Unfortunately, my rules are that a post has to be "hilarious" on it's own, without further embellishments by subsequent posts; i.e., further posts that make the original post "funny". Besides, I have to compare it to what I've already collected in my archives and, believe me, I have many others that are much funnier!

So, the "Shoes" post doesn't quite "make the grade". Perhaps, it would have, if the writer had written it a little differently.

IAAL


Dang, I didn't realize the rules were so strict!
 

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