You Are Guilty
Senior Member
You are failing to appreciate the power sane people have over crazy people. There's an older movie called 'Gaslight' which you might want to rent to see what I mean in a practical setting.
But just in case your local Blockbuster doesn't have a copy, here's the deal: start doing ridiculously crazy and outrageous things in the neighbor's presence. For example, one day, walk around in a giant pink bunny outfit with a wheelbarrow full of broccoli. Later on, paint yourself blue and ride around on a tricycle singing show tunes. Get some realistic looking baby dolls and juggle them and set them on fire while you play a hidden tape of a kid crying.
End result, when the old bat tells the police/the judge what she "thinks" she saw, no one is ever going to believe her and you can (hopefully) have her locked up on a mental health warrant. And even if not, you'll still feel better about the whole mess
But just in case your local Blockbuster doesn't have a copy, here's the deal: start doing ridiculously crazy and outrageous things in the neighbor's presence. For example, one day, walk around in a giant pink bunny outfit with a wheelbarrow full of broccoli. Later on, paint yourself blue and ride around on a tricycle singing show tunes. Get some realistic looking baby dolls and juggle them and set them on fire while you play a hidden tape of a kid crying.
End result, when the old bat tells the police/the judge what she "thinks" she saw, no one is ever going to believe her and you can (hopefully) have her locked up on a mental health warrant. And even if not, you'll still feel better about the whole mess
