****ed in the game

[Jnut]

What is the name of your state? az This may be hard to believe but it did happen and I need to know what I do about it. I was pulled over by a female officer about a week ago. She was very friendly so I thought if I sweet talked her I could maybe get out of the speeding ticket. She asked me to step out the car then walked me over to the back of her patrol car. She then whike I was cuffed began playing in my pants, then uncuffed me and said if I could saticfie her that she would let me go without any ticket. So we ****ed right there in the back of her car. After we were done she said I was free to go so I walked back to my car and drove off, forgetting to ask for my license back. I got about 1/4 a mile down the rode when she was behind me again and once again had her light on I pilled over then she asked me for my license I told her I didnt have it that she must have kept it then she gave me a ticket for driving without a license and she still never gave the license back to me. What can I do about the license? COuldn't she be in trouble for the whole ****ing me in the car thing? And since she had and still has my license wont that mean I shouldn't have to pay the ticket for driving without? Someone help me out here.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

TOP 10 Reasons Why It's Dangerous Having Sex With A Cop - -

NUMBER 10: She needs sex so badly, she tells you, "My pants are approaching escape velocity!"

NUMBER 9: You mistake her motives when she says, "Would you mind rubbing sunblock on my hard-to-reach places?"

NUMBER 8: You're in the back seat with her and she gleefully announces, "I took a leak on this exact spot about an hour ago".

NUMBER 7: You're in the back seat with her and she gleefully announces, "Can you check me for ticks?"

NUMBER 6: Half way through, you ask her, "Why do cops giggle when they say the word subpoena?"

NUMBER 5: "Why do you smell like a tuna fish sandwich?"

NUMBER 4: "Bite me" shaved into the hair on her left breast.

NUMBER 3: "Gotta sing. Gotta dance. Got a rabbid ferret in my pants."

NUMBER 2: You tell her you recently had a similar dream. Yours involved four metermaids and a can of whipped cream.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why It's Dangerous Having Sex With A Cop - -

During orgasm, she starts singing, "I got herpes, lots of herpes, filthy herpes, who could ask for anything more?"


IAAL

 

[racer72]

That story pegged my BS meter.

 

[GKris]

Certainly smells like it. I think I saw this episode on red shoe diaries

 

[Xanque]

It was probably a Male officer .

To the author of this ridiculous thread: You shouldn't have given his Baton back till he gave you your License. LOL.

 

[hmmbrdzz]

Absolutely hilarious !


hmmbrdzz

 

[discreet7]

If nothing else, this is grin city!!

 

[HomeGuru]

it's all in the game of love....

 

[nailtech]

Go file for a lost license....... and get a new one.
After all a dinner and a movie would have cost you about the same as the ticket...

Guess when she stopped you the second time, she either didn't like it cause you didn’t ask for her phone number or she wanted to reimburse the city/county/state by ticketing you for her loss of time on the job...

if you weren’t tied up you can't claim rape, never heard of a man being raped with out a gun to your head or tied down and I don’t believe the organ would function under duress ha?.. After all you did say you sweet talked her...