Gorilla glue

[fairisfair]

One of my dogs eats rocks. Can I sue God??? I mean he left them laying around everywhere, and they don't even have a disclaimer on them.

 

[Silverplum]

One of my dogs eats rocks. Can I sue God??? I mean he left them laying around everywhere, and they don't even have a disclaimer on them.

I would think so, but I'd talk to *Him* about it first!

We have a dog that climbs. He's amazing. I spend about 10 minutes every morning, doggy-proofing everything and shutting doors. It's called "being responsible for my pet and my other stuff."

 

[fairisfair]

I would think so, but I'd talk to *Him* about it first!

We have a dog that climbs. He's amazing. I spend about 10 minutes every morning, doggy-proofing everything and shutting doors. It's called "being responsible for my pet and my other stuff."

I wonder if that other poster's boyfriend is available to serve God???

 

[seniorjudge]

My dog ate gorilla glue which expands and hardens in the stomach. They say the glue tastes like peanuts and maple syrup. The manufacturer has a disclaimer to keep it away from pets on the container. It is a `pet attractant` and the company could make it taste bad. Internet search turned up dozens of cases. The dog had to have surgery to have the glue ball removed. $680. I think I should be reimbursed. The dog went to great extremes to get to the glue bottle. How do you file a claim with a company? I am in Texas.

You probably let your dog hang out the car window and get smacked in the face with bugs.

 

[shell007]

I would think so, but I'd talk to *Him* about it first!

We have a dog that climbs. He's amazing. I spend about 10 minutes every morning, doggy-proofing everything and shutting doors. It's called "being responsible for my pet and my other stuff."

Same thing here.

New puppy ( 6 months old) weighs 60 pounds. I'm only 5'1" and weigh 80 pounds . By the time I put everything up....I can't reach a God darn thing.

 

[shell007]

One of my dogs eats rocks. Can I sue God??? I mean he left them laying around everywhere, and they don't even have a disclaimer on them.

I wonder if I can/should sue the Mulch company.

Some mulch is made with Cocoa and (of course) dogs love it. Our dog sh#@ts and/or pukes splinters constantly.

 

[tranquility]

You're not going to be able to sue God on a contract, I only know of two (aka, covenants) and neither seems implicated here. As to the tort, I guess you could sue, but with his Son being the judge--what are your chances?

 

[fairisfair]

I wonder if I can/should sue the Mulch company.

Some mulch is made with Cocoa and (of course) dogs love it. Our dog sh#@ts and/or pukes splinters constantly.

my other one loves popsicle sticks, everybody knows, NO POPSICLE STICKS IN THE TRASH. I would sue popsicle, but I am just not sure how they could continue without the sticks. Of course, otter pops would probably help me with court costs!!

 

[fairisfair]

You're not going to be able to sue God on a contract, I only know of two (aka, covenants) and neither seems implicated here. As to the tort, I guess you could sue, but with his Son being the judge--what are your chances?

do you hear thunder??

 

[seniorjudge]

You're not going to be able to sue God on a contract, I only know of two (aka, covenants) and neither seems implicated here. As to the tort, I guess you could sue, but with his Son being the judge--what are your chances?

Actually, there were several covenants.

Don't get me started: I am a scripture scholar!

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

I thought this was a place for advise. I didn't realize this board was a just a place for smart-assed punks to hang out. What a waste. Back to your skateoard boys. I am done here.

Well Dingleberry, dltberry(WHATEVER), you did ask a moronic question.

 

[You Are Guilty]

You're not going to be able to sue God on a contract, I only know of two (aka, covenants) and neither seems implicated here. As to the tort, I guess you could sue, but with his Son being the judge--what are your chances?

Reminds me of that old classic, Mayo v. Satan.

Service issues will get you every time...

 

[nextwife]

I wonder if I can/should sue the Mulch company.

Some mulch is made with Cocoa and (of course) dogs love it. Our dog sh#@ts and/or pukes splinters constantly.

Cocoa shell mulch can be very toxic as well (as can chocolate). It should NOT be used in areas that pets frequent.

 

[HappyHusband]

Reminds me of that old classic, Mayo v. Satan.

Service issues will get you every time...

See Devil v. Jabez Stone, to which this memo makes reference.

 

[nextwife]

Filty mouth

Hon, you KNOW I reserve my name calling for the most extreme cases!