Have 5 felonies...can I become a lawyer?

[ladyc4]

Wow! Never answer a question with one word when 200 will do!
Seems like this could have been answered with a simple "yes" or "no"? (Though I will say Home Guru did outline the steps that AbstractCypher would need to take.) And a direct answer might also benefit other people that read these boards.
I say give the kid points for not just giving up and assuming that there is nothing in the future but unemployment/menial labor. Or becoming a career criminal. ( I know what some of you are thinking...)
Abstract Cypher, best of luck to you.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

"Abstract Cypher, best of luck to you."

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My response:

Bullcrap. You and I both know you'd never even buy a used car from Abstract Cypher!

Oh, wait . . .

That's another profession he can't get a license to do!

IAAL

 

[charlie neville]

I particularly like...

...you equating "used car salesman" with "lawyers". Seem I vaguely remember a joke concerning the two, but it escapes me at the moment.

charlie

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: I particularly like...

...you equating "used car salesman" with "lawyers". Seem I vaguely remember a joke concerning the two, but it escapes me at the moment.

charlie

My response:

Hey, that's another good joke, Charlie! You're just a real comedian!

Did you have a legal question that everyone won't answer?

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

test post.

 

[ladyc4]

IAAL-
I wished the kid luck and I meant it. Apparently you are unable to recognize sincerity, compassion or kindness. Never mind whether those qualities do or do not have a place in the law,they certainly have a place in life. They seem to have gone missing from yours.How sad.

 

[AbstractCypher]

real clever....

your response was extremely clever old man....you must of thought of that all day didn't you. It appears that i've hit a nerve,huh. Not that I should even tell someone as ignorant as yourself anything about me, but I figure i'd let you in on what i currently do for a living. I'm a 23 yr old nightclub promoter in Chicago. I promote some of the best clubs in the city and make very good money doing it. Not to mention the caliber of the women I frequent. (something i'm sure you know nothing about) So enjoy you mundane ass life...but I must urge you to check your perspective on life and maybe do something to change your ignorant ways.

AbstractCypher-your daddy

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: real clever....

your response was extremely clever old man....you must of thought of that all day didn't you. It appears that i've hit a nerve,huh. Not that I should even tell someone as ignorant as yourself anything about me, but I figure i'd let you in on what i currently do for a living. I'm a 23 yr old nightclub promoter in Chicago. I promote some of the best clubs in the city and make very good money doing it. Not to mention the caliber of the women I frequent. (something i'm sure you know nothing about) So enjoy you mundane ass life...but I must urge you to check your perspective on life and maybe do something to change your ignorant ways.

AbstractCypher-your daddy

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My response:

Do you feel better now?

You're so young, and already a recidivist - - 5 felonies for the rest of your life.

Doesn't your State have a 3-strikes law? So sad.

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

IAAL, why is AbstractdeCipher still posting?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

IAAL, why is AbstractdeCipher still posting?

My response:

I haven't been able to "cypher" that either. I think he's posting in the "abstract."

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Oh, I thought so.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: HomeGuru and IAAL

"STOP HARRASING ME."


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My response:

No. That's not going to happen. Every time you come here, you can expect to hear from me!

Oh, and learn to spell.

IAAL

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: AbstractCypher

"GOOD LUCK AbstractCypher in all that you do."

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My response:

Well, at least there's one thing he won't be "doing" - - and that's being an attorney!

IAAL

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

"LOL--You're funny---NOT!!"

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My response:

LOL --You're stupid---YES!!


IAAL

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

"ROTFLMAO"

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My response:

ROTFLMAOADQWEPASDKAASJASDASKJDLKJASKLJROTFLAOASWK!!

To you too!

IAAL