HomeGuru said:
First we get a post from a writer speaking Klingon and now Austin Powers. What's next; ebonics, rap, pidgin English.........
klingon? Maybe the poster could move to Oregon and get this job?
"Klingon Translator Sought For Mental Health Patients
PORTLAND, Ore. - Star Trek fans fluent in Klingon take note - there's a job
opening in Oregon for you.
The fictional language of the popular TV and movie science fiction series is
one of about 55 languages needed by the office that treats mental health
patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said
Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human
Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.
County research has shown that Klingon has gone from being a fictional tongue
to what many people - and not just fans - consider a complete language, with
its own grammar, syntax and vocabulary.
If a patient speaks only Klingon, the county is obligated to respond with a
Klingon interpreter. So officials have decided to include it with about 55
languages, some of which, such as Russian and Vietnamese, are widely spoken,
and some, such as Dari and Tongan, are seldom spoken.
The county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway, greeted the request to
include Klingon with skepticism.
But, she said, "There are some cases where we've had mental health patients
where this was all they would speak."
To the poster, if you are not mature enough to be serious when asking advice about a child, I suggest birth control!
