I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
My response:
Auburn ?
Close enough.
When are you going to the Park ?
IAAL
You missed me. I was at the park swimming all day today.
By the way, I found these laws from some of your favorite states.
Louisiana:
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
> I didn't think they'd know how to operate a
water pistol in Louisiana
Alabama:
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
> Kind of makes you wonder why these are in place
Kentucky:
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
> Huh?
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground"
> Guess this means you can drink as much moonshine
as you want!
Mississippi:
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
>Perhaps we can use this as advice on the boards
in an attempt to put a halt to in-breeding?
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
>Beware of redheads in Mississippi!!
Oklahoma:
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
> But what if the dog makes a face at you?
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Whaling is illegal.
> And there would be a beach where in OK???
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
> And why would there be an animals hind legs in your
boots???