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songstress

Guest
Thanks for the laugh IAAL :).
And good taste on the red heads... yep, we are special lol!
 


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maryp

Guest
That was great fun - thanks.

Sadly, I'm not a redhead so I guess I'll have to stop holding out for IAAL.

I must confess though - I've a hankering to get my bod up to Liverpool - I'm more than qualified for a job in a fish shop!

I ran across these Californian laws:

* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
* Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

And in Pasadena

* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

 
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Grandma B

Guest
Originally posted by maryp
That was great fun - thanks.

Sadly, I'm not a redhead so I guess I'll have to stop holding out for IAAL.
Comment: Don't give up, Miss P! Any woman can have any shade of any color hair in about 20 minutes!

I must confess though - I've a hankering to get my bod up to Liverpool - I'm more than qualified for a job in a fish shop!
Comment: With the proper "funbag" equipment, IAAL won't even notice you HAVE hair!

I ran across these Californian laws:

* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Comment: Are you sure that said whales? I heard lawyers.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Comment: Sure, WITH a driver, it's upped to 160! Have you been on their freeways?
* Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Comment: I think lawyers are included in this category as well.

And in Pasadena

* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Comment: Well, now, bet IAAL'll be gettin' that one changed pronto!
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
My response:

GrandmaB, you said :

"* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Comment: Well, now, bet IAAL'll be gettin' that one changed pronto!"


You remembered ! I'm flattered !

But, fortunately, my practice is in Encino, about 20 miles west of Pasadena. However, I'll have to talk to some of my buddies out there ! Yikes !

IAAL
 

jyoung

Member
But, fortunately, my practice is in Encino, about 20 miles west of Pasadena. However, I'll have to talk to some of my buddies out there ! Yikes !




Encino, eh? Well kind sir, for your previous and future assistance to the cause I humbly invite you on an upcoming weekend night to a performance by the comedian I represent,
however, there is much risk in regards to the fact that many of the patrons at this particular county fair (less than an hour from you) may in fact be residents of trailers-- while there are no "trailer
parks" those carnies have to park somewhere while working...

email me at soldout99@aol.com for the particulars. Hope you can make it.

 
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craftymom

Guest
I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
My response:

Auburn ?

Close enough.

When are you going to the Park ?

IAAL



You missed me. I was at the park swimming all day today.


By the way, I found these laws from some of your favorite states.


Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

> I didn't think they'd know how to operate a
water pistol in Louisiana

Alabama:
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

> Kind of makes you wonder why these are in place

Kentucky:

It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

> Huh?

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground"

> Guess this means you can drink as much moonshine
as you want!


Mississippi:

Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.

>Perhaps we can use this as advice on the boards
in an attempt to put a halt to in-breeding?

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

>Beware of redheads in Mississippi!!


Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

> But what if the dog makes a face at you?

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.


Whaling is illegal.

> And there would be a beach where in OK???

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

> And why would there be an animals hind legs in your
boots???

 
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deefran

Guest
Saw this great "dumb laws" last night...In the state of Ohio you must notify authorities within one hour of your pet tiger escaping. In the state of New Jersey there is a law that says it is illegal to boil bones on certain properties. Also in New Jersey it is Illegal for a man to knit during the fishing season...
Makes you wonder why the need for any of these laws came into play, doesn't it?
Dumb laws.com has crazy laws from all over the USA.
 

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