Living with undercover cops (and no privacy)

[ENASNI]

dont be messing with me

I am... a squirrel.
You are... not.
You are... human.
How... pathetic you are.
I have... a fluffy tail.
I have... squirrely wrath.

And that's all I can quote without falling afoul of foul language patrols. But Foamy Rules! I don't even need 'shrooms to hear him talk to me.

About your signature...
I think BB is on the case... Have you seen his Sig?
I can't believe I have a teenager and have never heard of this foamy dude.
Gotta go got some googling to do.
Squirrel hunting...

Speaking of Squirrlley... this OP... WOW!


WHO SAID THAT???
i did...
OK.

 

[stealth2]

LOL Nah, it's okay - Mary explained the sitch to me and I'm cool with it.

You definitely want to check out Foamy's Squirrel Songs and Fat-kins Diet, among others. The former leaves me giggling uncontrollably.

And sssshhhhhhh.......... they're watching you.

 

[ENASNI]

See Koo Koo

See OP
You are alright... THEY are busy watching ME.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Oooie Gooie was a worm.
A mighty worm was he.
Oooie Gooie would not squirm.

He sat upon the railroad tracks.

The train he did not see.
Ooooooooooieeeeee
Goooooooooieeeeee
(this is from a cub scout book so it should pass muster)


(This is not from the cub scout song book!)
The Worms Crawl In

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
They crawl in thin
and they crawl out stout.

they bury you deep
in a deep dark hole
they leave you there
to decay and mold

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
They eat your guts
and they spit them out.

the worms crawl in,
the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochole
on your snout

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle in your snout,
They eat your guts,
and spit them out,
and then they use them for sauerkraut.

Did you ever see a hearse go by
And thing that someday you'll prob'ly die?
They put you in a little box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Your guts they turn a slimy green
And then they come out like whipping cream

///////
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout

Be merry my friends
Be merry
//////////

 

[seniorjudge]

The Worms Crawl In

Been reading your Stephen King again!?

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Been reading your Stephen King again!?

Nah, working in the garden this morning though, planting Jonny jump up's, 'n primrose
The worms crawl is from 1950's cartoon

 

[Heather2]

Oooie Gooie was a worm.
A mighty worm was he.
Oooie Gooie would not squirm.

He sat upon the railroad tracks.

The train he did not see.
Ooooooooooieeeeee
Goooooooooieeeeee
(this is from a cub scout book so it should pass muster)


(This is not from the cub scout song book!)
The Worms Crawl In

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
They crawl in thin
and they crawl out stout.

they bury you deep
in a deep dark hole
they leave you there
to decay and mold

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
They eat your guts
and they spit them out.

the worms crawl in,
the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochole
on your snout

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle in your snout,
They eat your guts,
and spit them out,
and then they use them for sauerkraut.

Did you ever see a hearse go by
And thing that someday you'll prob'ly die?
They put you in a little box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Your guts they turn a slimy green
And then they come out like whipping cream

///////
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout

Be merry my friends
Be merry
//////////

I am... a squirrel.
You are... not.
You are... human.
How... pathetic you are.
I have... a fluffy tail.
I have... squirrely wrath.

Wow!! And you guys think he needs a doctor.

 

[seniorjudge]

Wow!! And you guys think he needs a doctor.

I think I need a doctor but rmet wouldn't give me the name and address of that skimpily clad female phsyician so I am just going to order some antibiotics from Belize (the country, not the poster).

 

[Heather2]

I think I need a doctor but rmet wouldn't give me the name and address of that skimpily clad female phsyician so I am just going to order some antibiotics from Belize (the country, not the poster).

Ha, ha
Why don't you try El Salvador????

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Wow!! And you guys think he needs a doctor.

But we know the difference between reality and things that go bump in the night.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

I think I need a doctor but rmet wouldn't give me the name and address of that skimpily clad female phsyician so I am just going to order some antibiotics from Belize (the country, not the poster).

I'm sorry, I missed that request, did you want the one wearing fishnet stockings or Birkenstocks?

 

[seniorjudge]

I'm sorry, I missed that request, did you want the one wearing fishnet stockings or Birkenstocks?

Yes, bof 'em....if they go bump in the night.

 

[ENASNI]

Did you hear it too

please tell me you heard that?

 

[Heather2]

Yes, bof 'em....if they go bump in the night.

LMAO!!!!

 

[stealth2]

rmet.... step away from the drugs. I repeat - step away from the drugs. At least I stayed with vertebrates!