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mom's a skank, I want custody

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Re: Pardon my ignorance..

The It said:
Again, this is out of my own ignorance...and BTW, how does one just become pregnant?

Oh that's easy...........................one dark and balmy night, the moonlight kissed my skin with a glow that made me radiate with a fiery gloriousness. She looked longingly from across the room, yes, I knew what she wanted. But I couldnt give in, I knew that look all too well. That yearning that would plunge us both past rapture's threshold and into a bold, unexplored world of desire .......and danger. Alas, she was too quick and cunning for my inexperience. I was tangled in her web like the proverbial fly. Help, help! I screamed over and over in my head. It was over before my protests were even heard....................................


Sorry, I overcompensate when I'm trying to make excuses for even looking twice at the "skank". :)
 


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Following in an exerpt of an email that I received from my "people finder", read and tell me what you think. I've edited with "SKANKS". Does anyone think this will work? I don't have a birthdate or SSN. Will the judge accept this or will I still have to post it in the Paper? The DNA test apparently wasnt a good enough rebuttal for this man not being an "interrested party." I AM going to see how far that will fly though.
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I have several SKANKS in GA and Florida; I think that most of them are the same person. I also have several SKANKS going by that same name in GA and FL.
If you know them could you provide me with, middle Initial or Date of Birth, also what place in Ga again, or Fl. It may take some sorting out in order to get the right one. If we get to that point I would be happy to come down and talk to the Judge, and testify that we have a good chance to find the guy, but it may take some sorting out as I said.
My address is BLAH BLAH, Kimberling City, MO. I have been busy winding up some cases, I wish I had more time on this in order to get it right the first time.
Again, if you need me to see the Judge on your behalf I would be happy to do that. He might just let me come down and talk to him without going to court, who knows?
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Seeee, even the "people finder" is having problems locating him. How much longer do we have to go?
 
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Re: Re: mom's a skank, I want custody

Boxcarbill said:
Besides you have such a fabulous eye for colour that I thought you might help me decide whether to paint the walls of my salon a lavender or a dusty rose. The fixtures are black. Sorry, I become so distracted when the creative side of my brain kicks in.


Well, duh, lavender, the color of a delicate iris, the color of fairy dust, the color of Ru Paul's favorite panties (ok, I made that one up). It makes you want to take a deep breath in and expect to smell spring. Black fixtures will be a perfect compliment.

"Dusty rose" even sounds too butch. Too BLAH. Want t o g o t o s l e e z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z
 
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quid pro quo

The information regarding service of process can be found in the Arkansas Code of Civil Procedure. The specific section which deals with substituted service which you are interested in is Rule 4 (f).
 

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