Mom's In Big Trouble?

[CACHECREEKFOOL]

What is the name of your state? CA, SOLANO COUNTY
MY MOM IS CURRENTLY IN DOING A 12 MONTH SENTENCE FOR SHOPLIFTING, AND WHILE INCARCERATED SHE HAS BEEN CAUGHT WITH METH. WHAT IS TYPICAL SENTENCING FOR BRINGING IN AND BEING CAUGHT WITH DRUGS INSIDE A JAIL FACITLITY? PLEASE HELP HAVE SOME KIND OF IDEA WHAT SHE IS FACING. THANK YOU :

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

What is the name of your state? CA, SOLANO COUNTY
MY MOM IS CURRENTLY IN DOING A 12 MONTH SENTENCE FOR SHOPLIFTING, AND WHILE INCARCERATED SHE HAS BEEN CAUGHT WITH METH. WHAT IS TYPICAL SENTENCING FOR BRINGING IN AND BEING CAUGHT WITH DRUGS INSIDE A JAIL FACITLITY? PLEASE HELP HAVE SOME KIND OF IDEA WHAT SHE IS FACING. THANK YOU :

My response:

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[CACHECREEKFOOL]

Great! But What Kind Of Time?

Great, Whats This Year''s Prize. Im Sure By The Time My Moms Sentence Is Up She Will Have Done Something Else Pretty Amazing! It's Not Always True What They Say, "like Mother Like Daughter". What Kind Of Time Are You Predicting?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Great, Whats This Year''s Prize. Im Sure By The Time My Moms Sentence Is Up She Will Have Done Something Else Pretty Amazing! It's Not Always True What They Say, "like Mother Like Daughter". What Kind Of Time Are You Predicting?

My response:

Oh, my, God! I'm doubling over with laughter and my sides are aching!

Could your "mother" be any more stupid?

Besides, we're not in the mood to assist liars like you. People don't get 12 months (a felony conviction) merely for "shoplifting." That makes me also believe you're lying about other facts, and aren't to be trusted when telling your "story." Say good night.

Hey, but thanks for the guffaw!

IAAL

 

[panzertanker]

Great, Whats This Year''s Prize. Im Sure By The Time My Moms Sentence Is Up She Will Have Done Something Else Pretty Amazing! It's Not Always True What They Say, "like Mother Like Daughter". What Kind Of Time Are You Predicting?

The time predicted is the:

I Don't Capitalize Every Word That I Am Typing Time Table Of America.

 

[CdwJava]

What is the name of your state? CA, SOLANO COUNTY
MY MOM IS CURRENTLY IN DOING A 12 MONTH SENTENCE FOR SHOPLIFTING, AND WHILE INCARCERATED SHE HAS BEEN CAUGHT WITH METH. WHAT IS TYPICAL SENTENCING FOR BRINGING IN AND BEING CAUGHT WITH DRUGS INSIDE A JAIL FACITLITY? PLEASE HELP HAVE SOME KIND OF IDEA WHAT SHE IS FACING. THANK YOU :

Specifically, what charges (code sections) has she been convicted of or charged with? Does she have prior arrests or convictions?

- Carl

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Specifically, what charges (code sections) has she been convicted of or charged with? Does she have prior arrests or convictions?

- Carl

My response:

Oh, c'mon Carl!!

12 months for shoplifting? Gee, do you think it's a stretch to believe that she DOESN'T have prior convictions? Do you think that this last stint was enhanced due to her priors? Oh, give me a break, Carl! You have got to be kidding . . .

IAAL

 

[panzertanker]

Specifically, what charges (code sections) has she been convicted of or charged with? Does she have prior arrests or convictions?

- Carl

Carl, you are not seroiusly considering this one, are you???
Man, you ARE in a helping mood today...

 

[CdwJava]

12 months for shoplifting? Gee, do you think it's a stretch to believe that she DOES have prior convictions? Do you think that this last stint was enhanced due to her priors? Oh, give me a break, Carl!

The exact section will tell at least part of the tale. It could be a PC 666 conviction or PC 459 for the shoplifting. But, I'm only guessing. The exact sections for the "shoplifting" and for the dope would be helpful.

- Carl

 

[CdwJava]

Carl, you are not seroiusly considering this one, are you???
Man, you ARE in a helping mood today...

Sure - why not? It's not that tough a question with all the information. But obviously any answer will only be a guess without all the details and priors.

Plus, I'm in a happy mood ... dinner at the Olive Garden (without kids) ... a comedy show for 2 1/2 hours (without kids) ... and a great evening out with the wife (without kids).

Now it's off to bed ...

I'm in a good mood.

- Carl

 

[panzertanker]

Sure - why not? It's not that tough a question with all the information. But obviously any answer will only be a guess without all the details and priors.

Plus, I'm in a happy mood ... dinner at the Olive Garden (without kids) ... a comedy show for 2 1/2 hours (without kids) ... and a great evening out with the wife (without kids).

Now it's off to bed ...

I'm in a good mood.

- Carl

Man.........

I did not need the mental pic of you and Mrs. Carl going off to bed.....

I wish I had a night without kids though....wanna trade off babysitting so we each get one night a week kid free? Mine are heathens though... not sure anything less than shooting them would keep them in line!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

The exact section will tell at least part of the tale. It could be a PC 666 conviction or PC 459 for the shoplifting. But, I'm only guessing. The exact sections for the "shoplifting" and for the dope would be helpful.

- Carl

My response:

Carl, you asked if she had prior arrests or convictions. How could you seriously believe that she doesn't? "Oh, no. She has no prior arrests or convictions. She just learned how to smoke meth since she's been in the joint."

Of course she has priors! How could you even ask such a question?

The woman is a skank. She's probably so thin and gaunt, and sallow of face, that you can see every vein in her arms, and all the needle tracks.

The woman is a waste of DNA.

IAAL

 

[Veronica1228]

My response:

Carl, you asked if she had prior arrests or convictions. How could you seriously believe that she doesn't? "Oh, no. She has no prior arrests or convictions. She just learned how to smoke meth since she's been in the joint."

Of course she has priors! How could you even ask such a question?

The woman is a skank. She's probably so thin and gaunt, and sallow of face, that you can see every vein in her arms, and all the needle tracks.

The woman is a waste of DNA.

IAAL

You know, one of these days you are going to have to stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel. Come out of your shell already!!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

You know, one of these days you are going to have to stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel. Come out of your shell already!!

My response:

{{{Uproarious laughter}}}

IAAL

 

[CdwJava]

I did not need the mental pic of you and Mrs. Carl going off to bed.....

I wish I had a night without kids though....wanna trade off babysitting so we each get one night a week kid free? Mine are heathens though... not sure anything less than shooting them would keep them in line!

Well, for us going to bed usually means sleep. We're not as young as we used to be.

- Carl