this daddy needs your advice

[ellencee]

CAPrincess
Hey! What makes you think I wasn't giving BCB credit for being a) honest b) humerous c) sarcastic ?

I made a whopping mistake in posting what I posted; Boxcarbill gave me an out--now, we're all gender confused!

I was just going with the current flow.

Boy, when I mess up, I MESS UP!!!

EC

 

[stealth2]

now, we're all gender confused!

You're really a man in drag, aren't you...

 

[CAPrincess]

Oopsie! Didn't mean to offend you, EC.

I know what you mean. I'm all confuzzled now.

 

[ellencee]

Oopsie! Didn't mean to offend you, EC.

CAPrincess

You didn't offend me!

You're really a man in drag, aren't you...

stealth2

Last night, or this morning, whichever way one interprets the time...I really did check on myself. I don't know how she did it, but I have become MAXINE!!!

EC

 

[Boxcarbill]

So many contradiction and such little time or "More fun with Dick and Jane!"

No, this is another difference bewteen us. I can have a disagreement with you all, and go on like this... and still like you. Which I do. You'll never find me starting anything.... just reacting.

You're entertaining if nothing else! "You'll never find me starting anything.... just reacting. "

We've only to look at this thread to see that this is not true. Example: I make my first post in this thread on page 4 and that post is in response to ellencee. Nor does my post allude to you. In fact, I will cut and paste my response to her post here for convenience sake:

" You really are quite insightful into the human condition, ellencee. Although it took you awhile to persuade me in this particular thread, you now have me joining in your opinion. Well done."

Your next post is a lengthy tirade in which you admonish (i.e. "start something)": "And what sort of MAN would agree with this type of man-bashing thinking? Ugh... " When no response is forth coming from me, you make a more pointed attack in your next tirade by naming me, specifically. "Yep... typical 'Woman is a victim' mentality... but no matter what EC or BCB, or any of you say... that out-dated way of thinking is changing. Men are finally standing up for what is right for their kids, even as mothers like EC try to slap us down by hiring lawyers like BCB..."

Now, when you were called out on the reference to "hiring attorneys like BCB" was a reference to male attorneys taking "mommy's side" you emphatically denied it. "That's a bold faced lie. Male wasn't an issue in what I said." The problem with your denial is that it flies in the face of reading comprehension skills. You have repeatedly and consistently identified me as a male throughout your posts and the sentence names me, specifically, as one has the " out-dated thinking" of "typical ‘Woman is a victim' mentality." Therefore, the reading comprehension skills is that the writer (i.e.you) believe that "mothers like EC hire male lawyers who have the "out-dated" mentality, specifically that of "‘woman is victim." Yes, Lyle, reading comprehension skill is on a higher reading level than "See Spot Run" which is learning word recognition and sounding out words.

In still more display of your logical reasoning skills, you contradict your own premise of "hiring lawyers like BCB" by stating " While I may not buy that you are a real lawyer, at least you have that typical lawyer-type mentality that endears that profession to us all. " (Of course, no one can hire anyone who is not a licensed lawyer to represent them but that is collateral point.) While that statement expresses doubt I'm even a lawyer, you leave no doubt as to your belief regarding my mentality and by inference the " typical lawyer-type mentality." Now what is my mentality according to Lyle, "As far as BCB being a he or she... I couldn't care less. A clueless ass is a clueless ass...."

Now, of course, what does my being a "clueless ass" say about you in this statement: " Heck, at least when BCB attacks my stuff, he's right on. LOL"

You need to think before you write and rein in passion least it outrun wisdom.

 

[FJ1200guy]

As always, you make NO sense Bill.

For your information.... I was not specifically refering to you at ALL when I said "And what sort of MAN would agree with this type of man-bashing thinking?" I was joking about Stealth being a dad for one, but mostly I was refering to Haikus post. I suggest you go back and re-read this thread. Of course you'll NEVER admit you were wrong.

Now, when I said "Yep... typical 'Woman is a victim' mentality... but no matter what EC or BCB, or any of you say... that out-dated way of thinking is changing. Men are finally standing up for what is right for their kids, even as mothers like EC try to slap us down by hiring lawyers like BCB..." which is a reaction to what you had said in that other thread you attacked me in, but more importantly THIS: EC said, "I think in this situation it is Dad who is being manipultative. He caused the divorce and he caused the Mom's anger." and you backed her up by saying, "You really are quite insightful into the human condition, ellencee. Although it took you awhile to persuade me in this particular thread, you now have me joining in your opinion. Well done." It had nothing to do with you being MALE, that's for sure. If I'd have thought you were a DOG I would have still said EXACTLY the same thing. Or if you were a fish, or female salamander... whatever. Yep, GREAT logical thinking there, "Bill". Show us how it's done.

I wasn't getting on you for what you said, I was commenting on how a person could get a lawyer that agreed with that crazy talk. What I said there wasn't even insulting to you at all! I'm sorry you took it that way. You think that was an attempt for me to start something with you???? LOL... touchy, eh?

Your last few paragraphs are complete drivel... amazed I have to watch you twist and spin everything I type so that you can make some weird point.

I'm NOT contadicting any premise... I have DOUBTS (huge ones) that you are a lawyer. Period.

You are CLAIMING to be one so for the purpose of these posts, I will refer to you as one. Period.

You ARE a clueless ass, but you can still be right about my sentance structure, and puncuation mistakes. You took that statement :"Heck, at least when BCB attacks my stuff, he's right on. LOL" WAY to serious. I was refering to one particular bull**** grammer comment you made one time. Notice the "LOL" I typed? I sure didn't mean that statement to be an all-encompassing praise to your brilliance!

So yeah... to sum up: I think you are clueless, do NOT buy that you are a lawyer(but admit anything is possible in this crazy world), and will usually refer to you as a lawyer since you claim to be one and it's much easier to type than explaining our issues on every single post I refer to you in. Just because I dig at you doesn't mean I think you don't have anything worthwhile to say. "Clueless ass" is mostly applied when you stray from legal opinions and offer your own opinions. Never seen you post bad legal advice.

So now I'm SURE you'll spin this post so you can make some strange irrelevant point again. Knock yourself out.

Lyle

 

[stealth2]

sigh...

 

[Boxcarbill]

[Edit: To delete Lyles quoted post for greater economy of the thread.]

I make no sense to you because you are not able to follow the conversation.

Lyle, I have absolutely no problem admitting to a mistake. I have done so on this forum and more than once. Sometimes, someone else catches my mistake and other times, I catch it. To err is human. He who doesn't make a mistake is who doesn't do anything. Etc.. So my self confidence is not based upon never being wrong. I have been wrong in the past and I expect I will be so many more times in the future.n. But this is not the case here.

You, however, most definitely have an ego problem. You must be right even if it means twisting logic and reading comprehension into a pretzel rather than admit it. You must have the last word because you are still at that elementary age of development when one believes that he who has the last word, wins the argument. ( If one needed proof of the fallacy of this one only need to look at the justice system to know better. Plaintiff's in civil cases and the state in criminal cases always get the first word and the last word but it is not always the plaintiff and/or state who wins.) You also have a need for peer approval. So long as anyone disagrees with you, you feel compelled to keep arguing in attempt to win them over. And your arguments rountinely are argument ad hominem. It's "nice" to be liked but ultimately the face that you look at in the morning is the most important person's opinion of you. In fact, be very skeptical whenever you have the masses support. You are probably doing something very wrong.

I told you before and will tell you again, it makes me zero difference whether you believe that I'm a lawyer or not. What you believe neither makes nor costs me a dime nor will it alter whether I am or am not a lawyer. So by all means don't feel that you must refer to me as a lawyer for any reason.

You have a particular problem with me because I've tarnished your ego more than once in your absolutes, over-generalization, and faulty reasoning. I don't believe, however, that I have ever corrected your grammar and/or punctuation. I believe that you have me confused with any number of others. My position on this topic has been stated and in more than one post. But here is one thread in which I restate my position on grammar. Feel free to read it.

https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150616&highlight=grammar

But hey if you can locate a post in which I made a point of correcting your grammar, I will freely admit that I did.

 

[discusted daddy]

This has been most entertaining to read(took quite a while to get all the way thru it). Do we even remember what this poor guy's problem is? Anyway............

I like all of your input and would like for you all to look at my thread and tell me what you think of my case. No matter what you think of each other, I think you ALL have merit and interresting opinions and advise. Then you can come back over here and finish the fight.
Thanks!

 

[FJ1200guy]

Nah... you make no sense to me because... well, you just make no sense! Nice spinning, though. I could care less about getting the last word, I just can't have you lying without responding. When you lie, I will respond. Simple enough for you?

Yep.. oh I have an ego problem. Kettle? Black? Wow, that's a good one.

I will say this once, so you understand it. I will refer to you as a lawyer because that is what you claim to be. I appreciate you telling me yet once again that it makes no difference to you what I think... as if that means anything to me. Damn, you over-analyze every damn sentance I type. Do you want to be a lawyer so bad that you think this is a courtroom? It aint.

And as for needing peer approval... once again, you make no sense. Do I SEEM like I'm looking for peer approval to you? If so... you are even wackier than I thought. Must be great reading a post and applying whatever logic to it that suits you. I guess the posters know LESS about what they mean when they write than you do. A lawyer and psychic too? Impressive. Just because I don't attack folks looking for help in here, I am seeking peer approval? THIS from a bully? Wow.

Look you can get on my "ad hominem" all you want, but I ain't buying your bullsh.it at all. You have your way of putting people down I have mine. You're one of those fools that tries to hide your insults in plain site, so you can refer back to them and go "This is all I said...". You think you're clever, you won't admit you're wrong, and you like to assume crazy things, for example that I care if you're man or woman. Spin all day, and those facts will still be facts. I am sure I'm not the only one to notice your arrogance, or your way of talking down to folks. Which is easy to do when you hide like a snake behind the fancy verbal bull you like to toss around. Heck, you just plain hide.

Whatever you want to believe, go ahead. Live in your little world, where you are a lawyer of some worth, and where your "insightful" posts are to be admired and applauded. Spin all day long for all I care... it's alot of fun for me, that's for sure!

Tell ya what. JUST so you'll be happy, I'll stop posting on this thread now, so feel free to get the last word in. If nothing else, I can at least prove to you that I don't care about THAT. Besides, bottom line is always going to be the same. I don't like you. You don't like me. Somehow, I will be able to get through my day.

Lyle (not a fake, gutless name, the real thing)

edit: I was going for a record, Daddy, but don't wanna be accused of trying to get the last word. LOL We ain't fighting... well, I'm not anyways. Just playing.

 

[Boxcarbill]

This has been most entertaining to read(took quite a while to get all the way thru it). Do we even remember what this poor guy's problem is? Anyway............

I like all of your input and would like for you all to look at my thread and tell me what you think of my case. No matter what you think of each other, I think you ALL have merit and interresting opinions and advise. Then you can come back over here and finish the fight.
Thanks!

This guys problem was addressed and concluded pages on the first two pages. He got his opinion from the only place that matters, the judge who refused to hear anymore. His problem is not going to solved on this board.

Now, I would take a look at your problem but honey, I must tell you that you would be in better off with someone else's advice. I'm really a gay hairdresser and so I firmly believe that there is nothing like a nice shampoo and having your hair reshaped and styled to give you a new lease on life. We could even set you up for a manicure. Now, I can give you a razor cut which will blend those nasty ends in a chic new style or I can feather those ends with the scissors. The thing that I find with the scissor cut is that the tampering effect with the scissors makes your hair look like the rats have been sucking on it. You know it just a little to casual of a look-- like an explosion in a haystack. But you know what really look good, sweetheart? Highlighting. We could add some golden highlights to your hair . Oh honey, I feel that if you had some sparkle in your hair that it definitely would add sparkle to your life. Whatcha think?

 

[CAPrincess]

Hey, BCB, do you do pedicures?

 

[discusted daddy]

Hey, I just WISH I could get all the advice from a gay hairdresser that some of these women do. I think that's where Hilary gets all her ideas. Behind every good man there is a woman, behind every good woman there is a good gay hairdresser. So, humor me.

I don't think the highlights would be right for my black hair, I just need my mustache trimmed, my eyebrow separated into two, and my extra long ear hair trimmed back so I don't look like a chia pet.
Do you do back hair?

 

[Boxcarbill]

Hey, BCB, do you do pedicures?

No, hon. I'm a hairdresser. Cuts, perms, hair coloring. Lash and brow dyes are done by my shampoo girls and pedicures are done by our manicurist. She is just lovely and does a magnificent job with the toes. You would love her.

 

[discusted daddy]

You're really a man in drag, aren't you...

Quick!! Everyone back in the closet.