So, just to get this straight.
In your little fantasy you want to sue to have the President's security decreased so you'll have more beach area to play on.
Part of your strategy depends heavily on the respondant saying "Oh, the heck with it, we give up" and/or the United States Government suddenly realizing that they're inconveniencing and/or screwing over ordinary citizens (because if there's one thing the US Government hates, it's inconveniencing and/or screwing over ordinary citizens) and thereby conceding.
Your proposed compromise is that the President's security be reduced to an area that could be covered by Lindsay Lohan's entourage.
"my beach use is more important than unneeded B.S. (Presidential) security zones..." Because there is no paraphrasing that could beat the actual quote.
Judges are bored so they'll be climbing all over each other to get a piece of this. Judicial bonus: "Pack my robes, we're going to Hawaiieeeeee!!!!" *
I'm disappointed in all of you...
Kiter, from the bottom of my heart, I am most sincerely not disappointed in you. Boring/tedious morning, entertaining diversion sought. Thread delivered. Thank you
so much.
Lunch break! Please provide more commentary about the President's security detail being, basically, a lazy travel agent, by 1;00. Thanks again.
*And wait a minute. Wouldn't the judge in this case already be in Hawaii?