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sassymaddie1

Junior Member
What is the name of your state?What is the name of your state? PA
I have a 16 yr. old son who is out of control. He has failed 4 drug test and refuses to go to school. Is it possible for him to be placed in a boot camp by the court?
 


I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
sassymaddie1 said:
What is the name of your state?What is the name of your state? PA
I have a 16 yr. old son who is out of control. He has failed 4 drug test and refuses to go to school. Is it possible for him to be placed in a boot camp by the court?


My response:

Now, why would YOU want to spend thousands of dollars on Boot Camp for a kid who couldn't care less?

Try my patented and copyrighted "Brazil Method". It's cheap, fast, inexpensive, and permanent. 100% guaranteed to work!

Ask me about it!

IAAL
 

You Are Guilty

Senior Member
I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
My response:

Now, why would YOU want to spend thousands of dollars on Boot Camp for a kid who couldn't care less?

Try my patented and copyrighted "Brazil Method". It's cheap, fast, inexpensive, and permanent. 100% guaranteed to work!

Ask me about it!

IAAL

I've got great news for you. Apparently, a very famous celebrity has been using your patented "Brazil method" for some time. You must be owed tons in royalties by now.
The mom contends (Michael) Jackson and aides Frank Cascio (aka Tyson) and Vinny Amen planned to ship her and her kids to Brazil, where they would "disappear."
Check it out here (second story, near the end)

Go figure :o
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
You Are Guilty said:
I've got great news for you. Apparently, a very famous celebrity has been using your patented "Brazil method" for some time. You must be owed tons in royalties by now.

Check it out here (second story, near the end)

Go figure :o



My response:

I've been receiving royalties from the Jackson family since 1990. They use my "method" quite a bit. I used to receive royalties from the Brando family until both kids "off'ed" themselves.

IAAL
 

You Are Guilty

Senior Member
How much would a 1-year license cost me? I'd like to start a child-rearing "consulting" service for a few of my neighbors.

Incidentally, (not to "blow" your cover), but you wouldn't happen to be this guy, would you? :D
 
You Are Guilty said:
How much would a 1-year license cost me? I'd like to start a child-rearing "consulting" service for a few of my neighbors.

Incidentally, (not to "blow" your cover), but you wouldn't happen to be this guy, would you? :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

IAAL????????????????????????????????
 

withonel

Member
sassymaddie1

Contact your local probation department. There may be a school or program that can help you, or at least they can point you in the right direction. Access to court ordered camps are generally only done after the minor has committed a crime, but if he's doing drugs he will most likely run into law enforcement eventually. I realize you probably want to intervene before that happens, but for many teens (especially boys) they need to experience some real consequences before they will make changes in their behavior.
In most states not going to school is illegal and you should be working with school administrators to document his truancy. The school may also be able to point you to community resources for parents with out of control teens. Unfortunately some communities end up punishing the parents when their kids won't go to school, but if you are proactive and show that his truancy is not because of an absent or apathetic parent, they should help you.
Good luck!
 

You Are Guilty

Senior Member
tryingtoplease said:
Hmmm, curious is the lack of attention is being paid to this thread by IAAL. YAG you may have outed him! :D
Maybe he's just busy on set of his new movie, "Tight Legal Briefs IX". I'm sure he'll post when he gets the time :D
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
My response:

Hey you guys! How did you know that was me? I just got done "shooting" my latest porn movie, "18 Inches of Heaven".

I'm waiting for our original writer to ask about my patented and copyrighted "Brazil Method" before I write it for her. If she's not interested, then I'll wait for another writer to the forums with a similar problem - - who will ask about it!

IAAL
 
I AM ALWAYS LIABLE said:
My response:

Hey you guys! How did you know that was me? I just got done "shooting" my latest porn movie, "18 Inches of Heaven".

I'm waiting for our original writer to ask about my patented and copyrighted "Brazil Method" before I write it for her. If she's not interested, then I'll wait for another writer to the forums with a similar problem - - who will ask about it!

IAAL

Shheeesh! That's what I get for glancing at your post without my reading glasses. I thought it read "18 inches of beaver". YIKES! Glad I found those glasses on my head. For a second there, I thought you might've been one of todays guest on Maury. Okay, you're back on my list of okey dokey people on this forum.

BTW, I am familiar with your patented "Brazil Method" and have comtemplated using this brilliant solution on my 17 yo son recently. However, I don't want to waste the moola so can I just take him out to a country road and drop him off? :eek:
 

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