Buyer wants money for shed

[HomeGuru]

You have a diploma from the AANEHCE? American Academy of NeuroEntomology and High Colonic Examiners?

**A: yes, first graduating class. Our slogan "Bend Over, Rover"

 

[rmet4nzkx]

**A: yes, first graduating class. Our slogan "Bend Over, Rover"

I stand straight, tall and corrected
You won't catch this girl bending over

 

[HomeGuru]

I stand straight, tall and corrected
You won't catch this girl bending over

**A: I posted a response but had to edit it so much that all that's left is below.

Oh, yeah.....................................I too stand straight and tall................you would enjoy it.................................

 

[rmet4nzkx]

**A: I posted a response but had to edit it so much that all that's left is below.

Oh, yeah.....................................I too stand straight and tall................you would enjoy it.................................

no termites?

 

[seniorjudge]

I stand straight, tall and corrected You won't catch this girl bending over

**A: I posted a response but had to edit it so much that all that's left is below. Oh, yeah.....................................I too stand straight and tall................you would enjoy it.................................

Okay, y'all....

This thread is becoming gross, disgusting, immoral, and juvenile.

Please post more.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Okay, y'all....

This thread is becoming gross, disgusting, immoral, and juvenile.

Please post more.

Judgy,
Please clarify, "post" as in a fence post made of stout hard wood, thrust deep into mother earth and rising proud and erect about 6' into the sky, or an electronic emmission, I mean transmission

 

[seniorjudge]

Judgy,
Please clarify, "post" as in a fence post made of stout hard wood, thrust deep into mother earth and rising proud and erect about 6' into the sky, or an electronic emmission, I mean transmission

..tingly..

 

[rmet4nzkx]

..tingly..

Judgy,
You are sooooo easy to please

 

[HomeGuru]

Judgy,
Please clarify, "post" as in a fence post made of stout hard wood, thrust deep into mother earth and rising proud and erect about 6' into the sky, or an electronic emmission, I mean transmission

**A: wow, I guess you really don't have to bend over.

 

[seniorjudge]

When asked about the usefulness of this thread, I must answer the same as Mother Theresa when asked to sum up her years as a virgin: "Pointless."

 

[rmet4nzkx]

**A: wow, I guess you really don't have to bend over.

According to Mother Bell, You can say anything you want as long as you say it with good tone of service thus no editing required
Is it getting hot there?

 

[HomeGuru]

According to Mother Bell, You can say anything you want as long as you say it with good tone of service thus no editing required
Is it getting hot there?

**A: tone of service?

 

[seniorjudge]

**A: tone of service?

New Age BS:

http://www.seizethemagic.com/lol/11prayers/ethicalenlightenment.html

 

[Greeneyes84]

I was not trying to defraud the buyer. My father passed away just trying to finish the trust. I didn't think about the shed, my RE probably should have. The buyer did his own home inspection then state after knowing house was on the market as a fixer upper and price so ie 30,000 below market value. That it needed 14,000 in saftey repairs I hired a home inspector and found all the repairs he stated except two cracked windows was wrong. Then he demanded 5,000 for fixing up patio deck that he already stated he was going to take down and wanted a 60 day escrow to do this. I said no that is when shed after being placed as a condition upon inspection into paper work became a problem. He never inspected shed after getting keys! Due to escrow, had to do termite inspection that is when we found the shed was not built to code and had termites. We then disclosed this problem and I would pay for removal. He then came back with wanting first 5,000 the went to 2,000 for shed. It is costing 2, 300 for taking it down and hauling away. Plus he doesn't want me to replace the two windows just give him the money they would cost.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

**A: tone of service?

Mother Bell=MA Bell
Tone of serivce = How an operator speaks to customers, telecommunications is full of double-entendres.