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Can I do this ? (just sarcasm)

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mamadi

Member
What is the name of your state? North Carolina

Yes - court tomorrow. It's been a long time coming !! I've been crawling around on the floor this morning trying to get papers organized for the "big day". Why am I crawling ???? BECAUSE I FREAKEN BROKE MY FOOT LAST NIGHT !!! Yes won't that be just lovely hobbling on crutches in the court house !! Yes, I think I'm the young cheerleader I use to be and tried to climb up in the bathroom closet to get something down. The shelf slipped and that's all she wrote for mamadi ! Emergency room til 1:30 am, crutches, foot boot (whatever that thing is). Going to doctor today for cast. OH goodness what's wrong with me ??????

I really don't have a legal question. Just want to know if anyone pisses me off tomorrow can I whack them in the head with my crutches and claim it's all the pain medication I'm taking that made me go insane temporarily ???????? LOL
Hey I'm trying to make the best of the situation..........

But honestly, please think about us tomorrow. We're covering a lot of ground (contempts, ins. coverage, alimony dismissal, on and on) and going to try to work out a long distance parenting plan with mom in order to avoid an emotional trial. Ya'll send good vibes that they will agree to work with us. Thanks a bunch !
 


How about this. While you're wacking them in the head with the crutches, kick 'em inthe but with "the boot" hee hee.

Seriously, hope all goes well. Post an update when you get a chance!
 
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marcus_n_tonya

Guest
Mamadi, you are TOO funny! Good Luck!! Keep us posted!

And if you beat anyone with your crutches I definitely want to hear about that! LOL
 

tigger22472

Senior Member
ROFLMFAO... I needed that good laugh... not that breaking your foot is by any means funny of course but I would love to see someone wacked like that in court.... If you do it.. Ask Grace to defend you!!! I played out a similar situation to her in a post I sent out to her :) We can blame this forum made us do it!!

Good luck tomorrow... I'd tell you to break a leg.. but the foot is enough already :D
 

mamadi

Member
Well, just got back from the doctor. Forget a cast - he says SURGERY !! Monday or Tuesday I'll be getting screws in my foot. What the hell - they're already in my head what's a few more ! I keep telling DH that there is a reason for this. I must say it's helped to keep our mind off of court tomorrow.

Man this is going to be fun with four kids AAHHHHHHHHHHH !!

Yes, I will definitely let ya'll know if I whack anyone upside the head with my crutches ! I've already invisioned how that would go LOL I'll tell ya it would sure cure all the feelings I've held in for 3 years LOL

Thanks for the well wishes ! I'll be sure to keep ya'll updated ! Thanks again. Hey - atleast I've got some drugs to help me sleep tonight ! DH will probably end up taking some too ! LOL
 

Bre's_mom

Member
That made me laugh...

Sorry about the broken foot, but hitting someone with the crutches is too funny, I also needed a good laugh. Laughing helps to releive stress:D Thankyou for the great laugh, and good luck:p :D ;)
 

tigger22472

Senior Member
mamadi said:
[Thanks for the well wishes ! I'll be sure to keep ya'll updated ! Thanks again. Hey - atleast I've got some drugs to help me sleep tonight ! DH will probably end up taking some too ! LOL [/B]

Taking your drugs or taking advantage of you while you're drugged?? I know how men work.. take it anyway they can get it as long as you don't say no...:D
 

mamadi

Member
LOL tigger ! I meant he will probably take some of my drugs so he will sleep good tonight and not worry about court tomorrow !

I don't care what he does as long as he doesn't get near my foot ! Of course I would hope he knows where to go by now !
 
Oh dear...

this is where the oppositions attorney will either try to paint you as the abused wife (Look! Your honor, here is clear proof their home is simply unfit! You have no choice but to awared my client full custody and to throw that louse who beat her in jail!) or as having Munchausen Syndrome (This woman is sick! No child should be near her! Please, your honor, commit her to a psych ward tonight!).

I'm just kidding, Mamadi, please don't worry about anything I just said, lol, although it might get you a little sympathy anyway! Just be glad your doctor is going to take care of it properly, bones that don't heal right, even if they look okay to the untrained eye, will cause chronic pain. (HUG)

*sizzle*
 

kidoday

Senior Member
Goodness it is almost 4:00 est. I hope she didn't whack anyone with her crutches and they are trying to bail her out.:(
 

mamadi

Member
Not to worry ! I'm home and not in jail :) I sure wanted to do some "crutch whackin" , as we say down here in North Carolina, but I held back. I'll post an update in a new message.
 

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