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How about you put a fence all around your front door. Post no trespassing signs all over it, put a scarecrow 15.1 Ft away from the eastern border of your property, get a bug zapper, pink flamingos, cheap lawn chair, and let your dog snort some of the crack you are on.

Since you are obviously not the sharpest tool in the proverbial shed, let's just break it down Barney style. If you put up a fence on the Eastern border, your neighbor will sue you. If you put up a fence on the Western border, your neighbor will sue you. If you put up a gate, your neighbor will sue you. If you stick potatos in the Harley's tailpipes, your neighbors will kill you, and your crack addicted dog. If you put your home up for sale, no one will buy it because it's a s$!t hole with loud neighbors on one side and a driveway for someone elses home.

I really appreciate your input on this forum. It has given me a much lower opinion of Alaska and I am now much more thankful that I will be able to pay a buck less a gallon for my SUV. Does it also bother you that odds are that the Supreme court will be run by Republicans for the rest of your natural life?
 


hi there Mortageguru-
Thanks so much for saving what was becoming a zzzzz thread. See Breezy I told you to wake up someone was going to give me an answer.
On a more serious note- Yes I am concerned about the Supreme Court. When Senator Arlen Specter is considered too liberal by this administration and the name Bork is being brought back like a returning hero, Thomas in charge and a mandate to change the consitution, yes it sometimes makes me worry about future. All that it has taken to enact the Patriot Act was a few Saudis and a couple of box openers. Just think of how the constitution will be gutted when they use swiss army knifes next time Go ahead and continue feeding the terrorist the petro dollars they need at $60 dollars a fill up in your SUV, but do't get too smug or they might cut off the oil and you'll be wishing you were here in Alaska with pink flamingos, et all.

Now on a lighter note-
Your suggestion of the scarecrow was quite good, the bug zapper won't work because any idiot knows that the sun stays up all the time hence no attraction to the light, flamingos have been done already, and can't afford to share the crack with the dog. Your probably right about the neighbor sueing me about all of the above and as far as the rest you missed the boat entirely. The most useful tool in the shed is a hammer-anybody knows that. Let's see- the tail pipe potatoe (Bush spelling) thing probably your right about that too. So your batting just under 50%- When it comes to how bright you are I'd say your not in the same league The Breeze but brighter than some in kings kennel. You did bring something to the table but the question still remains-Can I put a fence on my border?
Thanks again for your comments and those that think this is entertaining rate this thread with 5 big stars if you would- Let's get the ball rolling! Maybe someday soon someone will take pity on me and answer the burning question
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stevek3

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MortgageGuru said:
How about you put a fence all around your front door. Post no trespassing signs all over it, put a scarecrow 15.1 Ft away from the eastern border of your property, get a bug zapper, pink flamingos, cheap lawn chair, and let your dog snort some of the crack you are on.

Since you are obviously not the sharpest tool in the proverbial shed, let's just break it down Barney style. If you put up a fence on the Eastern border, your neighbor will sue you. If you put up a fence on the Western border, your neighbor will sue you. If you put up a gate, your neighbor will sue you. If you stick potatos in the Harley's tailpipes, your neighbors will kill you, and your crack addicted dog. If you put your home up for sale, no one will buy it because it's a s$!t hole with loud neighbors on one side and a driveway for someone elses home.

I really appreciate your input on this forum. It has given me a much lower opinion of Alaska and I am now much more thankful that I will be able to pay a buck less a gallon for my SUV. Does it also bother you that odds are that the Supreme court will be run by Republicans for the rest of your natural life?

All the inanity of this thread notwithstanding, I'm actually curious why a fence is wanted. Is there a killer moose roaming in the area, or what?
 

Shay-Pari'e

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stevek3 said:
All the inanity of this thread notwithstanding, I'm actually curious why a fence is wanted. Is there a killer moose roaming in the area, or what?

Steve, check your Private messages.
 

Shay-Pari'e

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dave berrey said:
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Wow looks like we have added intrigue to this thread! WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT???? Stay tuned: :eek:

Not really, I simply used your thread to get his attention. I have no interest in your thread, I find you rather boring and repetitive, and in much need of some mental health intervention.
 
Of course this is boring- you have posted on this thread 10 times without once adding anything but insults. Why do you hang out on this thread and not have anything to say ? I am just asking a boring question and I not here to entertain you- I just wanted a simple answer.
Can a put a fence on my border! Granted that is a boring question- I'm sorry I have to repeat myself so many times, but now that I have invested this amount of time it would be a shame to give up now. Like I said- find me anyone that truely understands the question as I have spelled it out over and over- that can give me an answer that shows they understand the nature of the easement/border situation- and I will gladly end this stupid quest. Until then I refuse your suggestion that I seek mental health intervention. But thank you for your thoughtful suggestion nevertheless.
 
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stevek3

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dave berrey said:
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Wow looks like we have added intrigue to this thread! WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT???? Stay tuned: :eek:

There's no intrigue. I haven't checked my private messages yet, but simple common sense dictates he merely wants to compliment my shapely calves. Do you have a problem with that?

Anyway, why do you want to install a fence? It's Alaska, where Mother Nature installs her own high-quality fencing. Really, I want to know.
 
stevek3 said:
Anyway, why do you want to install a fence? It's Alaska, where Mother Nature installs her own high-quality fencing. Really, I want to know.
Inquiring minds want to know why I need a fence- Let's just say that even in Alaska, there are some not so nice nieghbors. I own alot of properties in a number of states and have never before found the need for one but it just so happens I would like to have a fence for what ever reason you can image. This problem nieghbor just can't cope with the rules of Alaska.......ie share everything you have with friends including your wife. Let it suffice that I want a fence so do you have any case law reference that might be useful or should we talk about your legs? Help! Can I put up a fence along my border?
 

stevek3

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dave berrey said:
Inquiring minds want to know why I need a fence- Let's just say that even in Alaska, there are some not so nice nieghbors. I own alot of properties in a number of states and have never before found the need for one but it just so happens I would like to have a fence for what ever reason you can image. This problem nieghbor just can't cope with the rules of Alaska.......ie share everything you have with friends including your wife. Let it suffice that I want a fence so do you have any case law reference that might be useful or should we talk about your legs? Help! Can I put up a fence along my border?

So plant some thick privacy trees and raise the Confederate flag on top of your flagpole. Problem solved.
 
Alaska does have it's own secession movement- but the flag has the big dipper and north star- Can you get me an OK about the foliage from your freinds on Mt Olympus?
 

stevek3

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dave berrey said:
Alaska does have it's own secession movement- but the flag has the big dipper and north star- Can you get me an OK about the foliage from your freinds on Mt Olympus?

What does Zeus have to do with my practical suggestion? I couldn't care less what some of the posters around here say. Some are wise, some are retards. There's no conspiracy. I have a Siberian Husky named "Igor," and that's about as close to Mt. Olympus as I've ever come. In Greek lore, Igor was the almighty celestial God of Internet Bullsh*t. I just looked out my window. At this very moment, Igor is aiming directly at Alaska and pooping an angry lighting bolt.
 
This thread has had 2000 views so far and counting . I can't for the life of me figure out why there isn't one person out there with the knowledge to put this one to bed. Mt Olympus is of course the almighty of this site- those who look down from their hieghts and either bestow us with gifts or ill favor. It is obvious that niether you nor your dog Igor can shed any light on the subject so maybe it is better just left unsaid. But if your walking down the street some day and happen to run into a person that does know something about law- Please ask them for me Can I put a fence down my property line?
 
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