GONE without warning!

[seniorjudge]

Did so, and it worked. $10 000 in damages granted.
Thanks once again.

I'm standing here, holding your coats while y'all are looking for this guy to come back.

Anybody wanna buy a good coat?

 

[outrageous5445]

Hello Everyone!

Well I spoke to the City Prosecutor like one of you said and also
consulted with my lawyer. Both said this case is extremely simple
and can be handled in a terse fashion.

Tree Company agreed (although reluctantly) to pay the $5000
after I:

1) showed them documents that the tree WAS healthy
2) Proving that I was not present and this was done without consent
3) A complete mess left in my yard
4) Fee and time for removing the mess
5) Lost wages due to this

Tree company didn't want to take this to court.

(My other good neighbors also came along to give evidence against
the neighbor.)

However, a court date was still scheduled for the 12th where the neighbor
didn't bother to show up. My lawyer and I showed all evidence
(tree company gave a copy of the info on the date of cutting
that my neighbor was the perpetrator)

and my lost wages, fee for cleanup, loss of shade,
records of the tree being healthy etc. which I mentioned before.

Judge said this was very simple and granted me the $5000 which the neighbor was ordered to pay.
This was indeed fast and I am thankful for it.

 

[outrageous5445]

Yes tell us everything and don't leave out anything. Very interested to know your neighbor's reason for removing your tree without your knowledge or permission.

Unfortunately THAT I will never be able to figure out
and I have no desire of even looking at him.
Thanks for inquiring.

 

[Happy Trails]

I'm standing here, holding your coats while y'all are looking for this guy to come back.

Anybody wanna buy a good coat?

As far as the coat, is it made out of weasel? Since he has nothing to run around anymore.

Oh wait, that was a mulberry bush.

*********

Poster, I'm glad it worked out. Fricking insane neighbors anyway!!!!

Maybe with your money you can buy a new tree.

 

[angelave]

Make my coat leather.

 

[Florid-aise]

"In a coin toss, the coin most often will land on one side or the other. Were it to land on heads or tails, either or both would still be truth." - Florid-aise

The moral here, dogstooth's advice to see the prosecutor; and my advice to see an attorney, are both truths and both effective. Proof positive that there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Now, has anybody seen that weasel that was holding my coat?

I went looking for him everywhere and now even the mulberry tree he was standing next to is gone.

I'm stumped... (get it? Stumped?) - LOL

Congrats again, outrageous5445 !

 

[seniorjudge]

...Hi, I purchased a home around 3 years ago. On the property there was a huge mulberry tree until last week....(Posted 30 Dec 2004)

On 15 Jan 05 he posts and says he got two $5000 judgments?!

All y'all who believe that, look in your coat pockets for that deed to the excellent swampland I am selling in Arkansas....I deducted my share out of your checking account.

outrageous5445, excellent hoax...but I didn't fall for it. I was born at night, but not LAST night!

 

[Florid-aise]

On 15 Jan 05 he posts and says he got two $5000 judgments?!

All y'all who believe that, look in your coat pockets for that deed to the excellent swampland I am selling in Arkansas....I deducted my share out of your checking account.

outrageous5445, excellent hoax...but I didn't fall for it. I was born at night, but not LAST night!

What coat?

 

[seniorjudge]

What coat?

Sorry...I forgot to tell you...yours was stolen last night while you were reading one of those criminal threads....

 

[Happy Trails]

Sorry...I forgot to tell you...yours was stolen last night while you were reading one of those criminal threads....

Did you see who took it?

Was it the monkey? Since he doesn't have a weasel to chase anymore.

 

[seniorjudge]

Did you see who took it?

Was it the monkey? Since he doesn't have a weasel to chase anymore.

Yes...I saw who took it.

Probably human.

It was either Michael Jackson or Jennifer Anniston....

 

[Florid-aise]

Sorry...I forgot to tell you...yours was stolen last night while you were reading one of those criminal threads....

O.K., so I admit that I have been having a run of bad luck lately. But this takes the cake.

Just when I think that I am gonna get to come into some good Arkansas swampland; I get weasled out of that too.

HT. It must be the monkey. Cause I feel like the organ grinder now.

 

[Florid-aise]

Yes...I saw who took it.

Probably human.

It was either Michael Jackson or Jennifer Anniston....

I

AM

LMAO

But you knew that already.

 

[outrageous5445]

outrageous5445, excellent hoax...but I didn't fall for it. I was born at night, but not LAST night!

HOAX? Yeah, I wish. I'd still have the tree around and I certainly wouldn't be typing all this. DUH.

Obviously I can see you have never experienced anything near this.
Also, the tree company payed the $5000 without taking this to court.

As for the neighbor paying the other $5000, any idiot would be able to see
with proven documents the damage he inflicted upon my property -
and that a decision CAN be quickly made.

To those that are envious and can't stand another's success - Sorry for posting.

But thanks to the many (for the last time) that actually gave thoughtful advice.

 

[Florid-aise]

Smart tree company there is no doubt. They would have lost time, AND the money. Plus the costs of the suit. If incorporated even moreso. Smart tree company.

Howzat feel, being treeless yet richer?