South, where do you live that a three hour drive is "just up the road"? Time to trade in the Yugo, my man. Do you have any idea how large this TOWN is? Full marks for persistence in the face of adversity, though, even if it is a bit quixotic.
According to Mapquest, it's 53.7 miles from my current place of residence to the new duty station's front gates. Mapquest may be full of it though; all I know for sure and certain is that it's a three hour drive. We're headed there today so I'll check the odometer and report back what the car clocks it as.
As tro the rental company "flipping out" (to quote myself) we're talking about a company that has thus far demonstrated a healthy lack of concern for state law or anything written in the lease. I put relevant links in the OP to illustrate this. If you would like a recap: They claim the right to enter my home at will, for any reason and at any time, and insist that the lease trumps state law in this regard. They have yet to fulfill the offer of free rent we got with the signing of a lease, despite the exact free dates being spelled out in the lease. The lease states that the rental company pays for water and sewer, yet management is trying very, very hard to convince us that we're responsible for paying water and sewer, and that the lease stating, "Sewer paid by [X] Management" is a big ol' misunderstanding.
So yes, I see no reason to anticipate this going smoothly when they see the lease and state law as merely helpful guidelines to be considered if it suits them. That is my main concern here: how shall I approach them when they have a long history of disregarding what is both legally and contractually proper.
But yes, South is absolutely, positively correct in one thing. We want to break our lease. We've been given orders that mean a three hour commute each way, and we certainly don't adore our rental company so much that this sounds in the slightest appealing (gas prices and wear and tear on the cars aside). We also find ourselves suddenly requiring a larger home and the rental company cannot provide this, so even if the rental company were the loveliest people EVER and driving six hours every day was our idea of a ROLLICKING GOOD TIME, we would still consider a move. So if South wants to see us as bad, bad people because we can legally break our lease and will likely do just that, then such is his right.