Mama Drama

[BelizeBreeze]

That's not my definition of wealthy. I personally don't care about wealth as a matter of status. I'm perfectly satisfied with living in the middle class, but there are wealthy neighborhoods in my city (Nichols Hills for example.) I can promise you that none of those people make $100K. You can't live in a million dollar home making that.

You've got to get out of that trailer more.

A mortgage on a $1,000,000 home is only about $4,000 a month (less if you get the rate I do).

And living in a $1,000,000 home is a cowboy with two horses.

 

[stepmom&mom]

My response:

It also helps if you don't live in an Appalachian State, too.

Oh, and I love your use of double negatives. "I do not think that not being . . ." Cute, and grammatically typical of a Trailer State dweller.

IAAL

That's not a double negative. A double negative would be:

We didn't go nowhere.

We don't know no one.

We don't have no money.

Now, I do know some people in the rural areas of Oklahoma who speak in this manner. However, I am not one of them.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

That's not my definition of wealthy. I personally don't care about wealth as a matter of status. I'm perfectly satisfied with living in the middle class, but there are wealthy neighborhoods in my city (Nichols Hills for example.) I can promise you that none of those people make $100K. You can't live in a million dollar home making that.

My response:

That's exactly what I'm talking about. A Hillbilly with money is still a Hillbilly.

You can take the Hillbilly out of the country, but you can't take the country out of a Hillbilly. No matter where they are, they still think like Hillbillies. They just might be a little "quicker on the draw" than most Hillbillies. But whenever they see a Wal-Mart, it's like a moth being attracted to a bright light - - they just gotta go inside!

IAAL

 

[stepmom&mom]

You've got to get out of that trailer more.

A mortgage on a $1,000,000 home is only about $4,000 a month (less if you get the rate I do).

And living in a $1,000,000 home is a cowboy with two horses.

Ha Ha, Belize. Very cute. I know you are just attempting to see if you can hit a nerve. Don't worry. I care not!

 

[stepmom&mom]

My response:

That's exactly what I'm talking about. A Hillbilly with money is still a Hillbilly.

You can take the Hillbilly out of the country, but you can't take the country out of a Hillbilly. No matter where they are, they still think like Hillbillies. They just might be a little "quicker on the draw" than most Hillbillies. But whenever they see a Wal-Mart, it's like a moth being attracted to a bright light - - they just gotta go inside!

IAAL

You're a strange person.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

You're a strange person.

My response:

Thank you.

IAAL

 

[stepmom&mom]

You are welcome.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

But, you do see what I'm talking about, right? You're dealing with a Hillbilly woman, who's only form of defense and offense is "emotion".

And then, there's you. You're not too far removed from that mentality either because you married into this life-long mess. I can't believe that this was in your life plan. Hmmmm, maybe it was.

IAAL