LMAO!!! Hey IAAL, here are some statistics for you. Drop out rate for high school students in Cali....3 out of 10. Drop out rate for high school students in Alabama....1 out 10. National ranking by state of high school SAT scores....Tennessee, Lousianna, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama and Kentucky....12, 13, 14, 15, 16, and 17 out of the 50 states. California...you guys came in at number 35....pretty close to the bottom of the barrel.
I won't go into what us "numbnuts schmucks" here in the south call you Californians. The list of desparaging terms would take up to much room. I will tell you this, the average cost of a "trailer" here in Tennessee would probably run around $25,000. Average cost of comparison housing in California...about $100,00. That alone says a lot about who the idiots are!
True story:
While taking the bar in California, a lawyer-to-be fell to the floor clutching his chest. Two people, who were taking the test, rushed to help the person and assisted him for about 30 minutes until medics arrived. They requested an additional 30 minutes to finish taking the test but it was denied.
What is the lesson learned?
1) Out of a room with over 500 future California lawyers, only two stopped to assist a person having a heart attack.
2) Such heroic efforts do not go unpunished.
Hopefully, the two failed the bar and decided that this was not a profession they wanted to be associated with.
Yep, good old California, where the men are men, at least 7 out of 10. I really think all those air born toxic chemicals you Californians have to live with has caused you to become a bit of an .. Could be just a natural state for you though...doubt a change of scenery would help. Ever need any relief you are more than welcome to visit us here in the south....you can bet on being greeted with a smile and knod.
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